User:Zinanwashere

'Ello mates. I live in Plainfield, Illinois. If I ever come across some of you, address me as your milkman. Offer whoever I am with a cup of milk. If I am alone then you must drop and give me five push-ups. I will give you five push-ups in return to acknowledge you. Thank you for comin' to my TEDTalk.

さようなら愚痴 -Zinan(Not my real name by the way)