User:Zipherion

Cale Brandenburg; a local super awesome dude, contrary to popular belief, loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. "Cassie" C. has repeatedly denounced this fact and claims that she actually loves him more, this would be false. She has said her love is infinite therefore the love she has for him is both infinitely positive and negative at the same time, as, for the gentleman, he says his love is a googolplex which is infinite in solely a positive direction. In conclusion, known totally tubular super radical dude, Cale Brandenburg loves his girlfriend more.