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May 17: Intergalactic Festival of Zora This festival has been created to commemorate Zora in all her glory.

Zora deserves an intergalactic festival for many, many, many reasons. In fact, if I wrote them all down, it would take hours for the average human to read them. So instead, I will illustrate a few of the mandatory rituals for this festival.

1. TWO parades must be held in every town; one to celebrate Zora, and one for the citizens 2. BOTH parades must feature a float depicting Zora 3. ALL citizens must make a mandatory donation of forty dollars or more to the Zora Foundation 4. ALL citizens must make a mandatory donation of fifty dollars or more to the Zora Environmental Relief Foundation (This year's earnings will be used to save snow leopards, because they are just as important as people and everyone knows it) 5. An international water fight will be held in honor of The Great Water War of '98 6. At least ten people who drive Hummers in each town in the world must be publicly humiliated 7. All citizens must have a celebratory breakfast of pancakes and fruit salad to honor the Great Breakfast of '02 (allergies do not excuse a citizen) 8. The words "Sea Monkey" are forbidden on Zora Day, to honor Zora's contempt of the holiday that directly precedes hers 9. Absolutely NO country music is to be played on Zora Day 10. All copies of the movie "Jersey Girls" Must be burned on Zora Day