User:ZombiUwU/testuserpage

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 * About Me
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Good evening my fellow humans, I am a human being as well and definitely not a lizard creature here to collapse the government.

I am a rollbacker mainly "fighting" vandalism and reverting general nonsense I see through Huggle or whatever program I feel like using. I improve random stubs on Wikipedia mainly articles about obscure towns and obscure species of beetles cause why not? Also, don't listen to what the others say, I am not here to spread misinformation to allow a lizard person to take over (see below for what is most certainly not a photo of me).

I am a goober who most definitely should not be trusted. I enjoy a myriad of things including filmmaking, computer science, and intelligence studies. I have worked on films for the University of California, Berkeley Department of Film and Media as well as on multiple short films for California film festivals. My computer science exploits have mainly been focused on the aerospace and defense sectors as I have worked with multiple defense contractors. I am currently employed as an OSINT researcher for a non-profit specializing in nuclear power and climate-related issues. I have studied at several universities and possess knowledge in the fields of computer science, intelligence analysis, gender studies, and game design.

I enjoy a good laugh and like to seek out pages with a humorous nature such as the page on Edward Drinker Cope who was a "militant paleontologist" and "in [Cope's] heyday no woman was safe within five miles of him" (Cope's skull was also notably filled with spaghetti to measure his brain size).

Thanks for reading my ramble and don't forget to sign my guestbook! ZombiUwU (💬 ~♥~ 📝) 09:35, 11 February 2024 (UTC)

Lizard Allegations
Allegations that I am a lizard are false and will not stick as I am not a lizard and I have no plan to cripple human infrastructure and or topple the economy. See below for a list of reasons why I am not a lizard.


 * 1) I do not enjoy eating small insects such as Gryllinae.
 * 2) I do not have scales.
 * 3) I do not sleep on warm rocks in the sun all day (though I wish I could).
 * 4) I can not lick my eyes though I have tried.

My Work
Below you will find a list of articles I have contributed to sorted by my own broken logic. (please note that this is not always up to date and does not have talk page contributions)

Beetles:

 * 1) Pteroplatini
 * 2) Cosmoplatus polis (Created by me 😊)
 * 3) Otteissa
 * 4) Pterolophia pilosipennis
 * 5) Aridaeus sumbaensis (Created by me 😊)
 * 6) Aridaeus princeps (Created by me 😊)
 * 7) Ropalopus insubricus (Created by me 😊)
 * 8) Apteropilo (Created by me 😊)
 * 9) Corinthiscus (Created by me 😊)

Photos taken by me:

 * 1) Apis mellifera (Honey Bee) in Anza Borrego Desert on Desert Lavender (Hyptis emoryi) (Created by me 😊)
 * 2) Apis mellifera (Honey Bee) in Anza Borrego Desert (Created by me 😊)
 * 3) Close up of Silver Cholla (Cylindropuntia echinocarpa) flower in Anza Borrego Desert (Created by me 😊)
 * 4) Close up of Silver Cholla (Cylindropuntia echinocarpa) flower in bloom in Anza Borrego Desert (Created by me 😊)
 * 5) Sceloporus occidentalis (Western fence lizard) in Anza Borrego Desert (Created by me 😊)

Lizord:

 * 1) Acontias mukwando (Created by me 😊)

Places:

 * 1) Lespignan
 * 2) Kapitan Petko voyvoda

Stuff I do not care about:

 * 1) Stellar Motel
 * 2) Kuli Faletau
 * 3) China Atomic Energy Authority
 * 4) List of defunct airlines of Madagascar
 * 5) Size of Wikipedia