User:Zygote3/Wannabe Superhero

Wannabe Superhero Comics is an unfinished american comic strip created by Christopher Crawford and Jeffrey King. The Series is portrayed in the style of various stick figures as unsuccessful superheroes.

Wannabe Superheroes
The Static Cling The first superhero of the series. His power is that he has the power over electricity. The only downfall to this is that everything metal he comes near to, he gets magnetized to it, and whenver he's touched by water, he gets seriouly electricuted. In the first comic, he got magnetized to a missle, a metal shower head (he got zapped by the water dripping from it), and a trash can. As a gag, a balloon was attached to his head. Static Clings real name is Donny Harris.

Appearance - The Static Cling whears a cape with a lightning bolt on it. He wears black stunner shades, and his hair is frizzed up from his electric powers.

Louisiana Jones The second superhero of the series. He doesn't have any powers. He carries around a water gun and shoots his enemies with it. His main goal is to get his parents' wedding ring or as he calls it the "Diamond Bling". But according to him, his relatives are holding him back. He drew pictures of his family members and spelled thier names wrong to make it seem like their different people. This was the first series to get a part two comic. Louisiana Jones real name is Louis Jones.

Appearance - Louisiana Jones wheres a cape with a water gun on it. He wears bandana and keeps a water gun at his side.

Kenyalad The third superhero of the series. Like louisiana Jones, Kenyalad doesn't have any powers. Kenyalad is from Kenya, Africa. He doesn't have any goals or actual arch enemies (with the exception of his younger sister Somi). Kenyalad meets an idiot with a rather large hat that covers half of his face, but he cut out eyes so he could see. Kenyalad's favorite thing to do is to steal food from his sister even though he knows she gets steamed. Kenyalad's real name is Asagai Yalad.

Appearance - Kenyalad wears a cape with the shape of Afria on it. He wears a mask.

The Clean Freaks The fourth superheroes of the series. The Clean Freaks are two superheroes: The Clean Freak, the leader of the the two and Detergent Boy or DJ for short. The Clean Freak, isn't the smartest of the two. He isn't dumb, but he thought of Detergent Boy's nickname DJ (which makes no sense). Detergent Boy aka DJ, is according to The Clean Freak, the sidekick. He is very short but is quite smart. The nickname DJ (given to him by The Clean Freak) makes no sense because his Superhero name doesn't have the letter "J" in it. At some point in the comic thier arch enemy said that is should be DG or DB. Although Detergent Boy agreed he said it would sound stupid to be called DG or DB. The Clean Freaks real name is Johnny. Detergent Boy's real name is Jonni.

Appearances - The Clean Freaks both wear capes with clean products on them. TCF: Shampoo DJ: Conditioner. The Clean Freak wears a plain white bandana. Detergent Boy wears a bandana with three black dots on them. Both keep with them cleaning products consisting of: a small bottle of shampoo and conditioner, a sponge, a small bottle of dish soap, steel wool, a mini vacuum, Dove soap, and fabric softner.

Combustion Boy The fifth super hero of the series. Combustion has to be the most unfortunate of them all. Due to his power over fire, he constantly spontaneously combusts (but doesn't die) and panics. As a gag, when Combustion Boy was running to get some water, he jumps in a pool of water, which actually turns out to be a pool of gasoline in wich he comments, "Who has a pool filled with gasoline!!" If you pay attention, in the background a sign says "Danger Idiots with Pools of Gasoline". Combustion Boys arch enemy is Gasoline Man and Oil Guy. Combustion Boy's real name is James Fyre.

Appearance - Combustion Boy wears a cape with a flame on it. He wars a swaetband over his face with the eyes cut out and his hair is spiked and looks like fire.

Dynamite Boy The Sixth superhero of the series. Dynamite Boy is the second most unfortunate of all the superheroes. Dynamite Boy's powers are actually pretty good, but he has only one weakness and that's the word "boom". Everytime he hears the word "boom" his powers cause him to explode and go flying in the air. His arch enemy is his younger brother Gernade Lad. Gernade Lad became a villian because Dynamite Boy didn't want him as a sidekick. Gernade Lad constantly says "boom" around Dynamite Boy because he knows it causes him to explode. Dynamite Boy's real name is Sam Hosner.

Appearance - Dynamite Boy wears a cape with a stick of dynamite and the wick lite and burning on it. He wears a sweatband over his face with the eyes cut out.

Plunger Boy The seventh and final superhero of the series. Unfortunately, this comic was unfinished. Plunger Boy was probably the most successful of all the superheroes. He got his job done everytime, and that job is a junior janitor at his school, mainly just a "plunger boy" (hence the superhero name). Plunger Boy's enemy is his cleaning partner The Clogger. He constantly cloggs the toilets of citizens. This is why Plunger Boy became a superhero. Plunger Boy's real name is Wallace Willian Walker Washburn IV.

Appearance - Plunger Boy wears a cape with a plunger on it. He wears a bandana over his half of his face with the eyes cut out. Plunger Boy also has a set of tools that consist of: a Bow and Plunger, The Plung Gun, a normal plunger, The Plungerang, and a Grappling Plunger.