User talk:(pain, all the way down)

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 * Hi Fake, can I ask how you came across me? Were you patrolling somewhere? (pain, all the way down) (talk) 03:14, 10 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Hey, PATWD, I was, in fact, patrolling Special:RecentChanges! :) Cheers, atque supra! Fakescientist8000 03:15, 10 June 2023 (UTC)