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The biography of Pablo Martinez:

One interesting fact about me is that i hold the record for eating the most ice cream in one minute, 5 gallons. I did not decide to stop there, I wanted to hold another record. I tried to do many things, like solving the rubik's cube, but I could not beat the record. Instead, I broke another record by becoming the first person to hula hoop underwater without an air tank. After I realized that I was not the record holder anymore for eating the most ice cream in one minute, I decided that i do not belong on the earth anymore, so I tried to do suicide. I jumped out of a plane and left my parachute in the plane, I fell 14,000 feet and survived after landing in snow with only a broken ankle and a punctured lung. An interesting thing about me is that i have a second belly button on my left toe. Now, I play baseball for the San Diego Padres, and make $ 7 million per year as a pitcher.