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Celebrity Fart Catcher
Frank Bernoff, also known as the”CELEBRITY FART CATCHER”. This gentleman has collected hundreds of celebrities farts in 2L coke bottles, including former President Barack Obama. Frank was born in Austen, Texas to Father Martin and Mother Betty. He has 2 older brothers-Hagsworth and Murdock. He moved to Philadelphia after he was offered a job as portable air conditioner salesman. He shortly went bankrupt. He made millions after selling celebrity farts just 5 years later. He got a dog named Sniffy, who unfortunately lost his leg after getting his leg stuck in an old barn door. Berndoffs whereabouts are currently unknown but he was last seen by his postman hunkering in his post apocalyptic bunker with his fart filled 2 liter coke bottles 108.45.144.106 (talk) 21:22, 29 April 2022 (UTC)