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Lies from latitude Fifty-Three

 * 1) In every organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
 * 2) Volunteers cannot be fired.
 * 3) The whole point of policy is to relegate those who are effective and knowledgeable to speaking from numbers, so that they cannot cooperate in discovering that all of the idiots and assholes have names, who run the establishment.
 * 4) There is more than one truth.
 * 5) People can only see the truth through windows, and sometimes those windows are distorted, so that when they see the truth, then they try to do something about it, therefore it is impossible for some wikipedia articles to be both true and reasonably complete.

Decalogue, according to "The devil's dictionary", by Ambrose Bierce

 * 1) Have but one God: thy knees were sore If bent in prayer to three or four.
 * 2) Adore no images save those The coinage of thy country shows.
 * 3) Take not the Name in vain. Direct Thy swearing unto some effect.
 * 4) Thy hand from Sunday work be held— Work not at all unless compelled.
 * 5) Honor thy parents, and perchance Their wills thy fortunes may advance.
 * 6) Kill not—death liberates thy foe From persecution’s constant woe.
 * 7) Kiss not thy neighbor’s wife. Of course There’s no objection to divorce.
 * 8) To steal were folly, for ’tis plain In cheating there is greater gain.
 * 9) Bear not false witness. Shake your head And say that you have “heard it said.”
 * 10) Who stays to covet ne’er will catch An opportunity to snatch.