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Item #:SCP-507

Object Class:Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As of the 30th of September 2020 SCP-507 is considered uncontainable. Management of SCP-507 is the only remaining option.Foundation agents are to act as janitors on the "/qa/" (Question & Answer) board on the 4channel message board.Agents are to remove all instances of SCP-507 as soon as they are posted and issue a ban plea to the poster.If possible foundation agents are to go to the property of SCP-507-1 disguised as FBI agents and are to detain SCP-507-1 under the guise of planning a terrorist attack.There is currently only [REDACTED] SCP-507-1 instances in foundation custody and there is believed to be over [REDACTED] instances outside of foundation custody.

Description: SCP-507 is an internet meme depicting a middle aged man with an open mouth symbolizing inauthentic excitement.Similar images are posted throughout the 4channel messageboard but are considered non anomalous. Only depictions posted on the "/qa/" forum are anomalous, the reason for this is not yet known.Exposure to SCP-507 for a period longer than 10 minutes will result in the exposed becoming an SCP-507-1 instance. SCP-507-1 instances will loose all forms of higher conscious and will shortly begin spamming SCP-507 images onto the /qa/ forum, typically by quoting another poster as if to mock what the other poster is saying. SCP-507-1 will also loose all grasp of their spoken language only retaining a few select English words.Such as "Cope", "Dilate" or "Sneed".Investigation into what these words mean is ongoing. SCP-507-1 instances will occasionally engage in what is refereed to as an "onions duel" Which involves two or more SCP-507-1 instances quoting each other with SCP-507 variants until only one SCP-507-1 remains and is declared victorious.It is theorized that this may be a show of dominance between SCP-507-1 instances but the reason as to why this is done is unknown.