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Randy Rainbow " Before he tweets", a parody borrowing Carrie Underwood's "Before he cheats"

Right now, he's sitting on a gold toilet all alone and he's felling kinda "queefy"

Right now, he's staring at his stubby little fingers on his phone wondering how to spell " COVFEFE "

Right now, he's prob'ly just ranting and raving like a loon on his way to Mar-a-Lago

And he don't know

That he's dug himself into a hole and he's acting like a basic cyber troll Antagonizing almost everyone he meets

His vocabulary and that mouth of his make the Kardashians look like geniuses

Maybe next time he'll think before he tweets

Right now, he's typing up a tweet that he's gonna send to Hill or Mika Brzezinski

Right now, he's working on some obsolete crack about Bill and Monika Lewinsky

Right now, he's prob'ly out with Mitch and his gurl Paul Ryan, just devouring his dinner

Right now, he's prob'ly bitching while his face keeps growing and his skin is getting thinner

Right now, he probably should maybe be focused on other stuff like healthcare

'Cuz he's focused on his own PR and his petty little fights with movie stars Cable news and where Megyn Kelly bleeds

His unfortunate mental health decline is more visible than his panty line

Maybe nest time he'll think before he tweets

Hey, USA, we just elected us a mean girl And the next time that he tweets it better not be at me

'Cuz he's incoherent, always pissed An indignant, lying, sexist misogynist Spiteful, vengeful, cruel and indiscrete

And though he's volatile, erratic and slightly dumb He's got the whole world under his tiny thumb

Maybe next time he'll think before he tweets Theodore Villamizar (talk) 07:09, 9 July 2017 (UTC) Theodore Villamizar (talk) 07:09, 9 July 2017 (UTC)