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why mens' shampoo is tainted with measles vaccine
You know when you go to get new shampoo? Well really for men your getting a new vaccination. Studies have proven that mens' shampoo is injected with the measles vaccine and heres why. Scientific studies have shown that men are more likely to get measles over women because of their reduced amount of sodium chloride in their blood stream their are more vulnerable to the disease. Doctors and hygienists have decided to put little amounts of the measles vaccine into mens' shampoo so it can some what give them an extra shot of the vaccine to prevent more sicknesses spreading. Since other vaccines have been denied to happen till later shampoo is one way to get it into their system and through their bodies. Ever since this shocking reveal men shampoos have been flying off the shelves, and not just men are buying them! Women too! Women saw an opportunity and took it. Since then stores have been doubling their orders of shampoo. Well now you can clean your scalp while knowing you won't get measles this year.