User talk:2605:A000:160D:C7B7:E9EF:CA9:270F:3402

Daniel Lin
Daniel Lin is an asian that was born Febuary 4th, 2004 in Kenton County, Kentucky. He is 4'11 and 201 pounds. When Daniel gets older, he will lose a lot of weight and start smoking weed. Daniel has lived in Northern Kentucky his whole life and doesn't like it there because of all the rednecks that don't agree with his asian disability. Daniel works at Shanghai Garden, a restaurant in Union, KY. They serve dogs and children. Daniel hopes to go to culinary school and start his own restaurant. Daniel owns to small asian children that he claims to be his brothers, but we all know the truth. Daniel is in fact also owned by his "parents" (a.k.a. his masters). Daniel's penis is two glue sticks long, but the really big ones. I would know, I have personally seen it. With English being Daniel's second language, don't ever try to text him, because Jesus Christ is it difficult. Daniel is in his high school's marching band, which he has to pay for himself because his family is poor. He is objectively the worst marcher and is only there for other people's entertainment of watching him fall. Daniel is a man of his rights. According to Daniel, if you threaten to rape someone, it is considered freedom of speech. If you ever are caught in the situation of being raped by Daniel, say YES, for Daniel does not believe in consent. Because of Daniel's asianess, he smells really bad all the time, he doesn't have a middle name, and he identifies as neon-black. Daniel enjoys tight pussy, boobs, and a little bit of penis. Daniel celebrates Christmas, but doesn't want a goddamn gift.