User talk:66.244.202.65/Presenting the Wild Jordan!

The wild jordan is seldom seen in the wild,as many are abandoned at birth.Doctors say that naming your child Jordan can have horrible repurcussions.People used to hunt these creatures and use them for cheap labor or food,but jordans make horrible workers.They often do nothing and complain when asked to do anything.when cofronted by authority the wild Jordan uses quiet mumbles and petty insults in order to defend itself.Nobody has found out if these creatures have genders,probably because nobody cares enough to check. Wild Jordans are scavengers and eat food found in the inner city areas.These creatures travel in groups as a defense strategy,this "group" method prevents the wild jordan from receiving all the attention if a problem arises.

The wild jordan is a slow moving mammal that has a low intelligence and gets easily onfused by anything requiring basic thinking skills. People used to hunt these creatures for food before they realized that Jordans have a high body-fat ratio,people were dying of heart attacks and cancer. Jordans are very unhealthy creatures. They have virtually no use in society other than being loners and getting singled out. People can use this to their advantage by having a "pet" jordan to accompany them,this makes them seem more popular by contrast. When faced with any competition Jordans will give up immediately and cower while mumbling petty insults and telling you to quietly "shutup". This defense however,fails to work 90% of the time. These unpopularcreatures now roam our countryside and inner city areas. Take caution when travelling,lock your doors or a wild Jordan may just enter your home and feed on its favourite food,candy and sugar water. As you can tell these unhealthy creatures are unpopular and unneeded in proper society,so if you see one please report it to the nearest person of authority for extermination.