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first man to land on the moon
Karl Jacobs was the first, and only person to have ever stepped foot on the moon. In July 1969 Karl Jacobs (disguised as Neil Armstrong) stepped foot on the actual moon. He will actually be returning to the moon later this year (2021) to leave an abundance of pictures selected by fans/friends of Karl, the picture of your choice will cost you $10 american. Karl Jacobs is the worlds most renowned astronaut, winning many brilliant awards throughout his years of his career. Karl has not released how he will be leaving the pictures on the moon, it is rumored he is simply tossing thousands of pictures on the moon to kickstart the pollution on said moon. Karl has said "to balance the much pollution on Earth, i believe we must pollute the moon aswell.". Karl Jacobs friends Chris, Chandler, and Mr. Breast are helping him sort through the impeccable selection of images that will live immortally on the moon, they even encouraged fans in their stream chat to send in pictures of their favourite school teachers. Karl Jacobs has a famous saying "what the honk" that is used by many fans, and will be taught to the aliens he meets on his upcoming journey to the moon. He truly is the most educated and charitable astronaut to ever exist. -Danica