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Slap Griffin Day
Slap Griffin Day is an annual day held on October 29th each year. On this day anybody named Griffin is legally allowed to be slapped by whomever wishes to do so. Doing so may result in him crying like a little baby but, 'tis the season after all. You also don't need to know the Griffin you slap. You can simply ask whoever you choose, whether it be on the street or online, if their name is Griffin. If they say yes then get your hand ready, but if they say no you will be sent to court and most likely be fined 500 dollars. They could be lying, of course, so if it turns out that, during court, it is revealed that their name is griffin, then they will be slapped by everyone in the building. Most countries celebrate this festive day, but there are a few that do not.

Countries Who Don't Celebrate this Holiday
There are exactly 38 countries who do not celebrate this holiday for many reasons. The first of which is that some simply haven't heard of it. This group counts as 26 countries which are the following (in alphabetical order):


 * Angola
 * Azerbaijan
 * Cabo Verde
 * Chad
 * Chile
 * Democratic Republic of the Congo
 * Estonia
 * Greece
 * Hungary
 * Jordan
 * Kenya
 * Киргизия ( Kyrgyzstan )
 * Al Jumahiriyah al Arabiyah al Libiyah ash Shabiyah al Ishtirakiyah al Uzma ( Libya )
 * Madagascar
 * Nicaragua
 * Niger
 * Nigeria
 * Oman
 * Qatar
 * Rwanda
 * Venezuela
 * Vietnam
 * Württemberg
 * Yemen
 * Zambia
 * Zimbabwe

After those countries making up the majority of the ones that don't celebrate Slap Griffin Day, there are just 12 left. These next countries do not celebrate the holiday because of their background of violence. If they celebrated anything remotely violent it would be terrible for their track record. These 7 countries are ( in alphabetical order ):
 * China
 * Germany
 * Iraq
 * Japan
 * North Korea
 * Russia
 * Ukraine

These last 5 countries have weird and a bit illogical reasons to not celebrate this day, but here they are anyways. The first is the Bahamas. The reason for this is that a surprising number of travelers who go there are named Griffin. It is assumed that, because of this, if they were to celebrate a something including violence towards a big amount of their tourists, they will lose tourists very quickly. The next country is Cameroon. Cameroonians do not celebrate Slap Griffin Day because it resembles their country-exclusive holiday, Slap Cameron Day, too much. If they were to have an international day so similar to their own holiday, it would make their holiday feel more like an option to the residents and visitors. Next up is Georgia. Georgia actually only allows people named Georgia, George, Jorge, Jorj, Jorje, Jorjia, Jorja, Jeorj, Jeorje, Jeorge, Jeorgia, Jorgia, Georja, Georjia, Georj, Georje, Jorge, and Dillan in and oout of their country. Thus, they figured it would be ridiculous to include a Griffin-Centered holiday in a country free of Griffins. Fourth is Holy See. This country has a simple rule: NO NON CHRISTIAN HOLIDAYS. There isn't much left to say other than the Slap Griffin Day isn't christian. Lastly is Orange Free State. With Kathy Griffin 1. having orange hair, 2. being very well known, and 3. having Griffin as her last name, this does not go with Orange Free State's Guidelines of no orange.