User talk:76.66.154.249

I'm not your sockpuppet. My last three IP addresses were, in reverse chronological order, 50.101.243.28, 50.101.248.225 and 70.29.8.120 (all gleaned from my browser history and WP edit histories). I'm on Bell, and they spit out new IPs at random intervals. Sometimes I'll have the same one for a week, sometimes it's several months. Anyway, if you could see fit to whitelist my IP from of the rest of the 76.66.X.X block, that would be swell. If not, I guess I'll be back to making my usual wee edits as soon as Bell spits out a new IP! Cheers. P.S. As a person of a certain age in so-called "Canada", I have childhood memories of lusting after the Timex Ironman watches in the Consumers Distributing catalogue ("Only $39.95!"). 76.66.154.249 (talk) 05:29, 21 March 2018 (UTC)


 * Your assumption is faulty. I'm not that person, and you didn't even try to confirm or deny the details I provided. Use a little more logic. I'm the most anti-corporate person you'll ever meet. Wikipedia is a cesspool of advertorial content, such as this apparent Consumers Distributing rehash, while tinpot tyrants such as yourselves shut out the people (me) who would excise the cancer. OK, idiot. Whatever your feels, Bell will issue me a new IP at some point (with no intervention on my part - it's a static IP) and I will edit again. What the fuck can you do about it? Nothing. In fact, your shitty behaviour emboldens people to deface WP. The only thing you've discovered here is that I live in the same city (Ottawa, Ontario) and have the same ISP as this sonofabitch who you're basically defending by stopping a person like me editing WP. Bra-fucking-vo, Sherlock.
 * P.S. If you suspect Mr. Sock of inhabiting this block of IPs, why isn't it banned indefinitely? Fucking clown. 76.66.154.249 (talk) 02:49, 29 March 2018 (UTC)