User talk:79.65.67.19

December 2020
Hello, I'm Bowling is life. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the Teahouse. Thanks. Bowling is life (talk) 17:25, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Repeated vandalism may result in the loss of editing privileges. Thank you. Bowling is life (talk) 17:43, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, you may be blocked from editing. Bowling is life (talk) 17:46, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

My edit was not unconstructive. Please, sir, don’t proliferate this hoax. I don’t want to fight but I am stating the truth. Eddie Van Halen’s death was a hoax, and I can prove it. On 6 October, a guy called The New York Times and told them Eddie was dead. Next, he sent a fake video of a man who looked like Eddie dying. Then, The New York Times published the hoax, and they didn’t realise the guy had rubbed pie in their faces. Eddie’s son sued the company, and now he and Eddie are trying to stop even more death hoaxes regarding him being proliferated. First, you don’t realise that Eddie’s death was a hoax, and then you realise that this is a hoax and you find out that the guy rubbed pie in your faces. Are you crazy? Come on, dude. 79.65.67.19 (talk) 17:49, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

Have a break from Wikipedia now. You must be tired, man. Come on. 79.65.67.19 (talk) 17:52, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

You can do some bowling if that’s what you do. Don’t waste your time being a Wikipedian. I don’t want to be rude but you just gotta get on with some of your productive things, like playing bowling. 79.65.67.19 (talk) 17:54, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

My friend Olly plays football. Have you played football? 79.65.67.19 (talk) 17:56, 13 December 2020 (UTC)


 * Resorting to personal attacks huh? Whatever. Yeah, go tell all this to Eddie's son. Just look at Wolfgang's Twitter. That should be proof enough. Wikipedia is not a place for rumors. We go by what reliable sources say. Sadly, it has been well documented by now that Eddie has passed. Just Googling Eddie Van Halen brought up this: https://www.etonline.com/eddie-van-halen-cremated-son-wolfgang-to-scatter-ashes-report-157769 or this: https://www.theoaklandpress.com/entertainment/wolfgang-van-halen-talks-about-his-dad-distance-and-his-own-music-q-a/article_9783d7ce-3670-11eb-8c01-c30e2709b373.html. So, stop vandalizing Wikipedia. Or keep vandalizing Wikipedia and get yourself blocked. I don't care. Bowling is life (talk) 17:59, 13 December 2020 (UTC)


 * Listen, dude. Listen very carefully, ears open. Edward Van Halen is still alive and is currently 65 years old. You think you want to be a knob, do you? Go and vandalise other articles and move on from me and Eddie because you’re making yourself look cool to have your own way. I think you’re just some degenerate who messes around with people. Leave Wikipedia if you want to keep going like this, I don’t care what you do. You have a screw loose, you do. That’s because you vandalise Wikipedia, spreading fake rumours and I know Wikipedia is a place not for rumours but you just spread them. Stop talking gibberish about Eddie Van Halen. He’s alive, his death was a hoax! A hoax! Don’t you know what I mean by a hoax? You don’t do you? You must be incredibly naive editing like a sort of vandal, which is what you are and you will be if you continue. Move on! That’s the end of it, now. 79.65.67.19 (talk) 18:07, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

Hello, I'm Engr. Smitty. I wanted to let you know that I reverted one of your recent contributions—specifically this edit to Eddie Van Halen—because it did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the Help desk. Thanks. '''Engr. Smitty  Werben''' 18:11, 13 December 2020 (UTC)
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You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you vandalize Wikipedia. CLCStudent (talk) 18:11, 13 December 2020 (UTC)
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This is your only warning; if you vandalize Wikipedia again, you may be blocked from editing without further notice.

Who are you? 79.65.67.19 (talk) 18:15, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

Well, you’re not gonna listen to me, so I’m not gonna listen to you. 79.65.67.19 (talk) 18:19, 13 December 2020 (UTC)
 * We are not listening to you because hundreds of sources prove you wrong. Just search Eddie Van Halen on Google and try to still argue that his death was a hoax. Just try it. Bowling is life (talk) 18:22, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

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