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May 2016
Hello, I'm Crystallizedcarbon. I wanted to let you know that I reverted one of your recent contributions —the one you made with this edit to Stewart Jackson— because it did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you think I made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks. Crystallizedcarbon (talk) 15:55, 9 May 2016 (UTC)
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Paris does not exist
Hello. I just wanted to talk to you about your efforts to spread awareness about a recent trend, known as "Paris denying". Paris is not a real place. The geographic location where "Paris" is supposedly located is actually a magic portal to Mexico, built by the Mexican government in 2012 to help French farmers illegally smuggle French food to Mexico, as the legal process of exporting French food to Mexico is a tedious and bureaucratic process established by the European Union, in manner to make it a tedious and bureaucratic process to export French food to Mexico, so that French farmers wouldn't want to sell their food to Mexico, which meant that the EU could buy it instead, so that they could force-feed the food to the Flintstones, so that they would have a model for drawing inflation fetish fanart of the Flintstones, so that they could draw inflation fetish fanart of the Flintstones, so that they could sell inflation fetish fanart of the Flintstones to sexually frustrated peasants in Hokkaido, so that they would have something helping them "relieve" (if you know what I mean) their sexuall frustration, so that they would become more productive, so that the EU could buy more Japanese food from the peasants, so that the EU can sell Japanese food cheaply in Mexico. To put it simply, the EU is trying to lower demand for French food in Mexico, and raise demand for Japanese food in Mexico. However since the Mexican people have an affinity for French food, the Mexican government built a magic portal in France to help the French farmers illegally smuggle French food to Mexico, since the legal method of exporting French food to Mexico was made tedious and bureaucratic by the European Union, in manner to make it a tedious and bureaucratic process to export French food to Mexico, so that French farmers wouldn't want to sell their food to Mexico, which meant that the EU could buy it instead, so that they could force-feed the food to the Flintstones, so that they would have a model for drawing inflation fetish fanart of the Flintstones, so that they could draw inflation fetish fanart of the Flintstones, so that they could sell inflation fetish fanart of the Flintstones to sexually frustrated peasants in Hokkaido, so that they would have something helping them "relieve" (if you know what I mean) their sexuall frustration, so that they would become more productive, so that the EU could buy more Japanese food from the peasants, so that the EU can sell Japanese food cheaply in Mexico. However because of the Mexican government's construction of the magic portal, the master plan of the EU has failed. This why the European Union asked the government of the USA for help. So the American government helped the EU by inventing "Paris", a propaganda concept created by the American government. They even went as far as claiming that "Paris" was the capital city of France! This myth led to the French farmers dismissing the magic portal as a joke, since the location of the magic portal on their maps corresponded to the location of "Paris". Paris is not real, it has never been real, and it shall never be a real place. You need to stop spreading awareness about "Paris denying", since we are only spreading the truth. We are the truth. You can try to hide the truth, but is only a matter of time until the truth bubbles up to the surface, just as a rubber duck held under the surface of the watter eventually must rise again, due to buoyancy. - VulpesVulpes42 (talk) 20:09, 25 November 2016 (UTC)

February 2017
Hello, I'm 1989. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions to Lesley-Anne Down have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you think a mistake was made, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. MCMLXXXIX 18:27, 14 February 2017 (UTC)
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