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The Church of Attah started as a vampire cult because vampires are afraid of bright lights. And on a brain pop video that the founder of the cult saw, it said that autistic people were also afraid of bright lights. Thus forming the first form of Attah. After about a month of little to no activity, the unified church of Attah was formed. The unified church of Attah was lead by the holy stick of Attah which when touched by its mighty powers the soul who was touch by the stick would receive mild autism. Then the followers of Attah found what they thought was the embodiment of Attah himself which was a ad for a lawnmower on the side of the street. After a little bit of worshiping the ad, Cade the Terrible had split off of the church to betray the now unified church. This will be known later as the lawnmower innocent. This is when he took the holy paper and ripped it to pieces to show anger towards the church. This was the first great schism. The new church that was formed was the Kingdom of the Measles vaccine which believed that the measles vaccine, not Attah himself, gave the powers of mild autism. About half of the church split from unified Attah and became The Confederacy of Attah. Then Kota the wise excommunicated Dylan the great, but it just so happened that most of The Confederacy of Attah followed Dylan the great because he was naturally blessed from birth with mild autism. So most of the church followed Dylan and made their own religion called Puritan Attah. And Dylan the great made his close friend Eli the strange pope of the new church. He would rule on the people of the church with an iron first. The church that was once known as The Confederacy of Attah is now The Separatist Confederacy of Attah. Then all of the churches leaders got together and made a short cease fire which also combined all military might. Not many years later all the churches went on a great crusade to expand territory. The churches all agreed that Walton the Virgin was the easiest ruler to take advantage of and gain territory. So they all went and crusaded him and took his land. Then all the churches got into an argument on who should control the territory and the churches ended the agreement and went back to fighting. After years of fighting, the churches all held a conference known later as the treaty of Knoxville. All the churches except The Separatists Confederacy Church of Attah agreed to the treaty promising shared military power and peace for years to come. So now The Separatists Confederacy Church of Attah was greatly out numbered in political and military power, causing the other churches to oppress the members of the church. To this day though, The Separatists Confederacy Church of Attah denies any wrong doings of their church. Later, the Unified Church of Attah's beliefs were resurrected and the new church is now known as the Reformed Church of Attah.