User talk:A77euse

Speedy deletion nomination of Sara Michel
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:/

 * \ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
 * \ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
 * \ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
 * \ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
 * \ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
 * \ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
 * \ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
 * \ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
 * \ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
 * \ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
 * \ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, :\ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who :\ called for you.
 * \ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
 * \ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
 * \ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
 * \ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
 * \ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
 * \ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
 * \ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
 * \ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
 * \ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
 * \ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.