User talk:AJRL

yoooo talk to me fool. this is lame but its freeeee.. actually it's probably not any lamer than facebook messages haha. and don't worry it's a private page so not all of wikipedia can see it i promise. ok so please get the pitbull, that's so cute. actually have one of your friends get it so that you don't have two dogs. that's funny that you're not "working" haha for the record you're not as badass anymore. I forgot to tell you the story about how i almost got my eyebrow pierced in thailand because i was really drunk and i lost a bet. luckily we coudln't find a piercing place because i woke up the next morning and coudln't believe i made that bet.. not okay.. haha. speaking of betting, you haven't been giving me football updates. are my bills doing well? because i'm willing to make another bet with you.. my brother told me jp losman isn't playing so that sounds promising.. so we didn't have classes yesterday because we entered into a high risk zone for PIRATES. wtf? there were crew guys on the deck last night with huge ass hoses "just in case" hahaha. I wasn't going to tell you this but i can't hold it in any longer, i got you the best present ever but then i started watching it and i'm obsessed. that's all i'm going to say.. haha. Oh and i have an important question, when do we sign up for classes for next semester? talk to you very very soon because it's FREE, haha bye aj

i got your text but i couldn't write anything back, i'm not sure why. I turned my phone off until i hear back from my dad about how much the roaming charges are, but i'm so happy it worked!!

haha first of all, if there were pirates in real life, i dont think that some guys spraying them with hoses is going to make them go away... i think that kinda one of those things that if its going to happen, then its going to happen and you cant really do anything about it haha - if you get taken over by pirates you should join their ship and become one of them, I always wanted to be a pirate... so i typed in imissrobyn and my computer asked me if i wanted to save the password so i didnt have to type it every time hahaha, i thought that it would be kinda funny, but i chose "never for this website"... im such a sweetheart hhaha... im exited for my watchable best present ever - you did a good job of telling me that you got me a present without telling me what it is.... haha - that funny tou should ask, i just got an email about registration like 2 days ago. Mine is November 8, and your not as cool as me so yours is probably a little after that.. haha i think i did my past 2 registrations on your computer, or more like you did it for me haha... when it comes to scheduling things on the internet i just feel much more comfortable with you in charge, haha what would i do without you... the bears are 3-4 and the bills are 2-4... another bet huh?? give me an offer ill tell you what i think about it... you still owe me one game with that jersey on haha, i hope you didnt lose it - so what kind of bet is for eyebrow piercings? haha i dont think we ever bet for anything that serious, you might be on a higher level as a gambler than me i dont think it will be fair... ill work on my badassness for you by the way, im sure ill be back to my usual form once you get back haha... that sucks you cant respond to text messaging - zacks phone is always on roaming so he just texts people instead so he doesnt get charged, who knows - thats awesome that your phone worked though it was real nice to hear your voice... talk to you very very soon robyn good thinking with the free wikipedia thing, even though i do feel like everyone is going to be able to read this hahah - laterrr dude

I swear i checked like 10 times to see if you could find this page anywhere and i promise you have to login to see it.. but that'd be kinda funny if we had an audience haha wanna cyber? i can't believe you're underestimating my ship's hoses.. maybe they are special pirate hoses that you've never heard of before. you should become a pirate and commandeer my ship sometime soon, that could be kinda fun (and badass of you). by the way, if we're being fair then presents are bought on trips right? soooo i can't wait to see what you bring me back from VEGAS. aww thanks you are a sweetheart. make sure you buy the present before you start gambling though, i wouldn't want you to leave with no money AND no present. I'll bet you 5 dollars that the bills will win the next game and the bears will lose the next game. I think that's a great bet for you considering i haven't watched a single game the whole season and i have no idea how either team has been playing. and i'm really really sad i won't be doing your schedule, but if you send me the classes i'd LOVE to figure out the best times. are you taking morning or afternoon classes? how the hell am i going to look up classes... will you do mine this semester? anything except for business classes, we don't want me failing out or anything. Speaking of, i got an F on my paper today. it was 7 pages and decent, what the helllllll. i got kinda homesick this week and i really started missing people, but it's probably just because we're on the ship and not that busy. i should go do some reading but talk to you very soon haha

haha im down with the cyber, we might as well entertain all of these people watching us haha... its 8:21 AM here i just got bak from harrahs... won 500, not too bad... im going to go to sleep for a while but ill write again later today - sorry still kinda fucked up they have free drinks at the casino haha... dont get any more Fs talk to you soon homey

ps dont worry item 1 on the to do list in vegas is your present... ill get you one from every state i go to haha

only 500? i wanted to tell you, my friends tried to do the mile high club in thailand but a flight attendant saw them and started banging on the door hahah they're clearly not as stealth as us. how about a present from every state you go through along the way to vegas? haha goodnight drunkie

haha definetly not as slick as us... becuase we were so indescreet hahaha - yeah i had a long day of sleeping after that harrahs trip last night, it was nice and relaxing i needed to catch up on sleep - yeah just 500 tho, im tryin to get warmed up for next weekend, gimme a break... i think i have a connecting flight in atlanta or something like that, so dont worry ill pick you up something haha, itll be awesome you should be really excited haha - so what do you do on the ship besides lay in the sun? there has to be some fuin shit to do besides smuggle alchohol into your room haha... ill hook your registration up for you no problem, except no more 9 o'clock wake ups those are no fun for anyone - you be suprised i wake up real early now, ive only slept passed noon like 2 or 3 times in the last couple weeks, im such an adult i know i cant help it... all my friends are going to a rave downtown for halloween, but im going to the palms to watch drunk people be annoying... sweet - i'm trying to get my pirate possy together than i just have to buy a boat then im coming to get you ok... hopefully my shipmates think your cool enough haha... bye robynnn talk to you soon

ok but if you and your pirate "possy" don't like me then can i walk the plank? i've always wanted to do that. don't tell me you're an adult, that's gross. i'm definitely not getting early classes again.. it's wierd though, i signed onto the registrar to see my time and it said that my time hasn't been assigned yet. is that normal? wellll besides laying out in the sun, we watch movies and go to classes (sometimes) and we have talent shows in the union haha. tomorrow we all have a global studies test so we're studying in the dining hall right now. actually tomorrow night is our halloween dance... i haven't decided what to be yet. the resources are quite limited. it won't be as cool as flavor flav girls though.. i miss your sherlock glasses. fuck my computer is about to die i'll probably go to the computer lab later, byeee!

you should email your advisor or something to make sure that they have you enrolled for next semester... i dont know why i wouldve gotten my time and you wouldnt get yours... so whos your date to the halloween dance? it sounds like it'll be fun send me a piture of your costume i wanna see it haha - flava flav will be hard to top though... i would pay SO much money to see you in a talent show haha, you would definetly get my vote... im sure you can find a nice little gay cheerleading boyfriend on your ship to do tricks with, i heard there pretty common these days, and you guys would definetly win... i have a spanish test and a MOCO presentation tomorrow and a legal studies test on tuesday, shoot me please... and i get to work on both tuesday and wednesday, so i officially miss all of halloween, too bad... i cant believe that im going to vegas on friday though, im so fucking excited it will make up for it... when do you get to Egypt? I'm still expecting a call... just kidding only if you can get around to it, id love to hear your voice again - still working on the pirate crew ill keep you posted, and you can walk the plank all day if you want haha later robb good luck on your test

oh yeah i was looking at flights (impressive, i know) for early december... you said you get bak the 7th right? well the 7th is the last day of class then i have nothing until the 13th, so i think that the 9th through the 12th would be the only way to do it... im not really sure if you want me to come right away when you get back or i dont even know if you'll be back home by the 9th, so just let me know what you think and maybe we can actually make it happen - talk to you soon

ps whats the time difference now?

hiiii!!!! today is the best day everrr it's Sea Olympics!! My sea is the Bering Sea and we are blue and me and this kid made up our chant last night - i'm sure you want to hear it: (you have to rap it) "Get on the ground, we're Bering down, we're code blue, we're coming through, it's already done, we're number one, so here's a tip, we own this ship!!" hahaha summer camp. I was in the limbo competition earlier today and at 2 i'm in synchronized swimming. i think the boys in swimming with me are the closest i'll find to gay cheerleading boyfriends, so sad. Last night was our halloween dance (a sober one, so much fun) and my friends and i were different shots. I was a white russian, i'll try to send a picture, i wore all white and had a furry russian hat. you're gonna be a hot DJ i wish i was there to see it. we're going through the Suez Canal right now and there's a desert on both sides of the ship, it's crazy. We get to Egypt tomorrow!! The time difference is only 6 hours now, we're sooo close together! and i don't know what you're thinking trying to take over my travel agent job... you've been booking flights without me and doing your own research.. i just don't know what to think anymore. but i am a little impressed, just don't try to pull that shit when i get back. I'm gonna stay in Miami for probably one night so i'll get home the 8th. I would love for you to come on the 9th, definitely make it happen! see if sarasota airport is a decent price first but if not do tampa. good luck with you work and your MOCO (wtf?) presentation haha i'll call you soon, bye fag

Happy halloween haha. Egypt is so freaking cool. i spent 2 hours at an internet cafe tonight looking up classes, it was bullshit but i think i figured out a schedule and i have NO early classes and NO classes on friday. but i still don't have a registration time, i don't know what the deal is. anyway have fun in vegas!!!!!!!

hey bitch way to sleep through my phone call, you better have been super hung over or you blew it. that sounded like something you'd say... anyway when are you getting backkkkk you have CLASS tomorrow gosh. i hope you made lots and lots of money so that you can spend more on meeeeeeeeee. apeiorjapsdfjl BYE

sorry no money to spend on you or me haha... i'm bummed i missed your call, i was wondering who called me twice at 6:45 AM haha, i tried the number back but it said it was not in service... were you calling from Egypt? are you still there? call again now haha... that fuckin sucks though i was looking forward to that call, you should call from the ship ill pay you back for all your phone cards... but yeah i lost like 1300, which really isn't that bad and i still hit the biggest bet ever which was so fucking awesome - me and will split whats called a parlay, when you pick winners in sports games and you have to get all the games you pick right to win, the more teams you pick, the bigger the odds - so me and will picked 7 games right which is kinda unheard of, and we put 10 dollars each up and won 1500 haha, it was so fucking awesome... blackjack fucked me up too, craps was fun as hell and i did pretty well, the strip clubs were as big as casinos it was ridiculous, they pay limo drivers to pick people up because there are no strip clubs on the strip - so we got free limo rides all over the place it was so tight...it was a fucking awesome weekend i had so much fun - where you guys going next? oh yeah i got you some sweet stuff from vegas and some chocolate $100 chips haha, ill keep them in the fridge for you - but yeah i was just grabbing shit from everywhere, i have tons of $1 chips from every casino i went to, and a bunch of other stuff from all over the place... you should call me so i can tell you more stories, and im sure you have some new ones i'd like to hear... later dude

damn yeah i completely forgot you were 3 hours earlier than the east coast, i guess 6:45 is a little rough. vegas sounds badass and good job with the gambling haha you're ridiculous. i don't know how you do that, i couldn't even imagine spending that much money in a casino. i still want you to teach me craps. can we go to harrahs next semester? i'll work on a better ID or something.. fuck the vegas chips, i can't wait for my present from the atlanta airport haha. is my present watchable? haha k so we left egypt on sunday night and i did really cool things i want to tell you aboutttttt, plus of course i'd like hear more about your gambling and strip club adventures haha. we're getting to turkey tomorrow so i'll definitely find a phone. k talk to you soon, oh and i need a bills update, thanks haha

the bills are 4-4, in second place, but the patriots are just about the best team of all time this year so its not lookin too good - GOOD NEWS THOUGH! the bears fucking suck - there 3-5 and in LAST place... i just got back from my accounting test at 930, tons of fun... yeah ill teach you craps, its by far the best game i was determined to learn this weekend... your present is kinda watchable, its actually a pretty common present but its one of the coolest ones ive ever seen, ill explain later on down the road - egypt and then now to turkey huh... who invented semester at sea? fucking genious... ok well class time now call me homes i want stories

hiiiii what are you doıng. im sorry the bılls are doıng better but ı lıke ıt. fuckıng genıous ıs rıght ıim at an ınternet cafe and ıts 3 a.m. and ıim druuuuunk ı lıke ıstanbul and ı just regıstered for classes. that means ı got to school at tulane next semester no bıg deal. ı met some turkısh gırl at a clb tonıght and she kept tryıng to make out wıth me ıt was so funny. ıim not a lesbıan. tell her that. rachel doesnit feel good but she says hello because ıtis cold out. bye ajjjjj\

hey dude what are you up to? istanbul is great but its been pouring all day so we're hanging out on the ship. i smuggled 2 bottles of vodka onto the ship last night, badass huh? oh and here's something to make you smile - today in the dining room rachel pantsed me and i wasn't wearing underwear. haha omg i died... did you get a good schedule for next semester? i hope you were able to do it without me.. and guess what?! i dont have classes on fridaysssssssssssss

yo - hows the ship? sounds like you guys have been having lots of fun, especially in the cafeteria haha... i finished my registration the other day, i have no classes on fridays either, but i have class at 11:00 AM every other day - you still in turkey? id like to hear about it... its 5 am i should go to bed, i just finished my accounting homework for my 930 AM class tomorrow, sweeeeet im excited talk to you later

i'm boreddd i just got kicked out of my room so Ruel could clean and i have an hour till dinner and all of my gay friends are at the gym haha. We left turkey on sunday, get with it. tomorrow we get to dubrovnik, croatia. i don't know what there is to do in croatia, i didn't even know it existed until this trip. anyway turkey was really cool, i think the most bizarre thing we did was go to a turkish bath.. first you get naked and go into this massive marble steam room and lay down for awhile. then some attendant lady called us over one bye one and she splashed water on me and scrubbed my whole body and then took me in a corner and washed my hair. hahah it was so freaking wierd. i can't believe it was jmac's birthday yesterday.. a year ago we were tying her to a chair and travis was giving her a lapdance haha

kevin and ben get here tomorrow morning... its crazy that that was a year ago too, just like the ladance haha... im glad you brought that up I forgot about it and it was ridiculously funny - so your in croatia now i think, i also have no idea what is in croatia... yo we need to figure out what the deal with when you get back, if im going to come to sarasota I need to know so I can book my ticket as soon as possible (or you can, i experimented with travel agency but youre much better, I cant lie) So call me in croatia dude, i bet they have phone cards there, and i seriously will reemburse you for phone card fees I like talking to you on the phone more than our encyclopedia entries haha, but I am much happier that I can contact you at all - you always have a new story, so I expect one from eastern europe...talk to you soon be in touch bye rob

yooo... so i looked at flights to sarasota and tampa and they are like 250 for the shitty ones with connections i n houston and dumb shit like that and like 300 or so for a non-stop, which i would really prefer... i wanted to make sure that it will be a good time for you though, with you just getting home and just seeing other people and your going to want to spend a lot of time with your other friends i'm sure - for example you want to go to gainsville, which would be awesome, but I really am going to need to study and I feel like you will be really occupied with your other friends - please dont think that I dont want to come, I'm dying to see you and I want to as soon as possible, but I want to be able to spend a lot of time with you and chill out so I can get my work done but still be with you... sorry I'm being gay I just wanted to talk to you about it before I book the flight... I'm doing much better at being a travel agent, you would be proud, I was searching different sites and different airlines and not just the easy ones like expedia haha - all my classes tomorrow got cancelled so I'm happy I dont have to get up early in the morning... I've been going out to get such food lately with all the guests, alex has a friend in town that came with him to visit me in chicago who is a good friend of mine, so I've been taking him and ben out all over the place, since ben has to wait for court hahaha... Port of Call on Friday Dickie Brennans on Saturday and Chamelia Grill today... and I think were going back to port of call tomorrow haha, you should come I know you like that place...it was great to talk to you today, plan on being bothed with text messages for the next couple days - see ya rob talk to you soon gimme a call if you can

oh yeah I think I might have told you about this sometime last year but I was watching planet earth today and they had a shot in alaska of the sun going sideways and never going down, it was fucking awesome... i have the dvds now we can check it out when you get back, laterrr

port of call mmmmmm. well we had taco day on the ship today, haha you win. i'm surprised flights are that much to tampa.. the timing is fine, noone's even in Sarasota right now so you and i can just hang out.. trust me i'll be happy to do nothing. I do want to go up to gainesville for a night though, it's only 3 hours and it'll be fun and then we can just chill the rest of the time... what do you think? i swear you'll get lots of study time. I really do want you to come so do ittttttt. i'm not sure if my cell is working right now, i tried texting you but it wouldn't go through. By the way that alaska thing is so freaking cool i want to go there and see it.. that alaskan raffle ticket is so tempting haha but you have to provide your own transportation there which is really expensive. why does alaska have to be so far, haha. book your ticket fool :)

hey i hope you're having fun in ATL! i'll be in spain tomorrow night partying with jess and casey yayyy, i'll talk to you soon

yooo... i bet spain is the shit - im so fucking jealous i wish i wish you so baddddd... or even better i wish i was with you, i might just be in heaven haha... atlanta is tight as always, im having a lot of fun... thanksgiving was amazing, unbelieveable dinner with about 16 people, all alexs relatives incluing his 90 year old grandfather, it was so fucking awesome, i had a great time - the glustroms are about the most amazing hosts ever - they've been buying us cases of heineken and handles of jack daniels along with every meal and everything, tomorrow night mr glustrom is taking us out to dinner and out for drinks afterwards, hes the fucking man... during thanksgiving dinner he was feeding me wine and telling me "not to be bashful" haha, i went in to fill up mine and codys wine glasses, and he asked me which one was mine after filling them up and filled mine to the brim, ive seriously never been hosted like this in my life... well i miss you and i've decided that im definetly coming to sarasota... i want to talk to you about gainsville though im not sure if i really want to go, ill explain more later if we have the chance to talk... im going to book that ticket next week when i get back to nola, i cant wait to see you - i hope spain i amazing hope to hear fom you soon... bye rob

that´s so cool about alexs family, casey is jealous you´re in ATL. Jess and Casey and Spielman say hi. i´m so happy you´re gonna come hang out with me, i can´t wait to see you too. i´m not buying a phone card here because i´ll be home so soon but i do want you to tell me about the gainesville thing. have funnnnn ajjj

just booked it... I get into tampa at 6:30 on sunday the 9th

hiii ajs are you ready to play in less than a week? my mom is excited to see you. i'm not, but mommy is :) My phone was dumb last night. The ambassadors ball had great food and we were running around the ship drunk, it was fun. My friend Rachel fell on the smokers deck and dragged me down with her in front of everyone. and she twisted her ankle and is on crutches today, haha what a dumbass. My other friend Esty was really drunk and basically had an orgy with 2 guys and girl.. and the girl went down on her and we've been making fun of her all day. Shit my computer is dying... stop slacking with the encyclopedia posts goshhhh bye baby :)

in one week exactly, it will be 5 am in sarasota, florida, and heres the kicker... i'm going to be there haha - i have a mega huge presentation tomorrow morning at 11, i have to wear the whole suit and tie and everything... i think this is going to be one of those non sleeping nights, too bad - do you guys have any other events left on the boat? the ambassadors ball sounded fun, it sounds like the boat is a little wilder than I imagined, orgys and everything all over the place... well i should get back to work, one weeeeeeeeeek miss ya robs dont forget you owe me a phonecall from the other night when your phone blew it haha goodnight dudeee

i didn't get any sleep last night either.. so sad. we can sleep a lot in SRQ :) that's sarasota in case you forgot.. good luck on your presentation! we don't have any more boat events but i'm going to one more pub night and drinking the last of the illegal vodka stash. i can't believe i'm gonna see you so soon and be at home, it's kind of surreal. we're only 3 hours time difference right now.. that means it's 5:20 am in your part of the world and you're probably still being all studious. you are cute in your suit and tie. i can't waitttttt

i just took a nap and had the weirdest dream.. you were visiting me on the ship but you kept hanging out with these two mexican kids instead of me and i was getting really upset. haha so weird..

ok so i got your text but i couldn't write back.. and i tried calling bessi a few hours ago and i could hear her but she couldn't hear me. other people on the ship have said the same thing about their phones, so i don't know what the deal is. I just went on facebook and saw how i'll be there for original sin with you and i'm so excited!!

yeah it should be awesome im excited too... i have 2 exams tomorrow it fucking sucks- spanish at 430 and accounting at 930 am which sucks... but yeah im so fucking excited to come to florida - are you going to pick me up from tampa? i want to see that cool ass bridge again haha - so i was hanging out with the mexicans huh? i wonder what kind of message that dream was trying to send to you haha - dont worry i would never choose mexicans over you in real life haha... come take my tests for me it will be funnnn call me dude later