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 * name         = Aakash d verma


 * birth_date   = September 27, 1986


 * birth_place  = Barhaj, Deoria, India


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“THE OFFICE” SAMPLE SCRIPT “The Masseuse” by John Chang Jchang999@hotmail.com FADE IN: INT. OFFICE – MORNING MICHAEL enters and stops by PAM’S desk. MICHAEL Morning, Pam. Did you catch the ‘L Word’ last night? PAM No. I missed it. MICHAEL It was a great episode. Tim found out that Jenny was cheating on him with Marina, and Dana and Lara broke up. But the whole thing was totally unbelievable. PAM Why? MICHAEL Because. There’s no way that lesbians are that hot in real life. I know that we all have our fantasies about a pair of hot lesbian chicks making out with each other, but that’s just not how it is in the real world. PAM Um, o-kay. MICHAEL I mean, seriously, Pam. There’s no way in a million years that a smoking hot lesbian babe would come up to you and ask you out on a date. It just wouldn’t happen. I mean, I’m sure you must be very attractive to plenty of lesbians out there, but let’s face facts: they don’t look like Jennifer Beals, they look like Rosie O’Donnell. 2 MICHAEL (cont’d) That’s why the ‘L Word’ is just a TV show, and this is real life. And Pam, for what it’s worth, if you were a lesbian, you’d be one of the hotter ones. PAM Um, thanks. As Michael heads for his office, Pam turns to the camera. Her expression asks, “Did he just say that?” END TEASER INT. OFFICE - DAY It’s business as usual, when the entrance of an extremely attractive young woman (MARCI) interrupts the office’s normal placid calm. She approaches Pam’s desk. MARCI Hi, is this the paper place? PAM Um, yeah. Dunder Mifflin. May I help you? MARCI Oh, great! I found the right office. (immediately takes to Pam) This one time, I accidentally went to the wrong office, and spent the entire morning massaging the wrong clients. PAM O-kay, and you are…? MARCI I’m Marci, your masseuse. Pam looks at her, puzzled. 3 MARCI I’m in the right place, right? PAM I… HOLLY, from Human Resources, steps in. HOLLY Of course, Marci. Hi, I’m Holly. We spoke earlier on the phone. MARCI Hi. They shake hands. HOLLY Thanks for coming in. (beat) This is Pam, our receptionist. She always wears the most comfortable looking sweaters. PAM Um, thanks. HOLLY I’m sorry, Pam. Didn’t Michael tell you that Marci was coming today? PAM Uh… no. He did not. HOLLY I sent him a memo, and he was supposed to let everyone know about it. Anyway, Marci’s a masseuse, and she’s going to be spending the day in the office with us. Pam stares at Holly then at Marci, not knowing what to make of this. PAM You’re… going to give us massages? 4 MARCI Yup. Trained and certified. I even brought my own chair. Pan down to reveal the masseuse’s chair. MICHAEL (O.S.) Oh my Lord! He marches over from his cubby. MICHAEL Is it bring a supermodel in to work day, or did you just wander in here on your own? HOLLY Michael, this is Marci, she’s the- MICHAEL Masseuse. I heard. (extending a hand) Michael Scott. Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin. They shake hands. Michael holds it longer than necessary. MARCI Hi, I’m Marci, the masseuse. He’s grinning like he’s won the lottery. MICHAEL This is quite a surprise. HOLLY It wouldn’t have been if you’d read the memo I sent you. FLASHBACK: CLOSE UP. The “memo” she’s referring to has been turned into a paper airplane, ready to be launched from Michael’s hand. 5 Pull back to reveal him hiding behind the door to his office, stifling a laugh. He launches it in DWIGHT’S direction. The paper airplane memo flies a few feet and BOINKS Dwight in the back of the head. BACK TO PRESENT: MICHAEL Oh, yeah, right, that memo. It must have gotten shuffled somewhere. Or I got my dates mixed up. (beat) Does Corporate know about this? HOLLY Corporate okayed it. In fact, they’re paying Marci to be here. MICHAEL Wow. That is awesome! (turns to Marci) So you’re just gonna like… MARCI Give you a massage. MICHAEL Oh, ho. (he breaks into giggles) Just like right here in the office? MARCI Well, if you have a room where I can set up, that would be great. And it would give us some privacy. This clearly is the wrong thing to say to Michael, who starts turning red in the face. HOLLY You can use the conference room. 6 MARCI Great. HOLLY Right this way. As Holly escorts Marci over, Michael turns to Pam, grinning like a Cheshire cat. MICHAEL I can’t believe it! This is going to be great! The look on Pam’s face tells us she doesn’t agree. PAM TALKING HEAD PAM The last time something like this happened, it was a girl named Katy who came by the office to sell handbags. (beat) She ended up dating Jim. (beat) Not that I’m worried or anything. This was way before we started going out. It’s just that I’ve never had a massage before. I don’t know if Jim’s ever had one either. In fact, I can’t even picture someone giving him one… or me one for that matter. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER Michael watches Marci set up the massage chair. MICHAEL You need any help? MARCI No, I got it. Done it a million times. MICHAEL So we don’t lie down? 7 MARCI This is sit down massage. MICHAEL How’s it work? The chair ready, she demonstrates by sitting in it, putting her forehead against the headrest. MARCI You just sit down in the chair like this. MICHAEL Should I take my clothes off first? MARCI Just your jacket. You can keep your shirt on. MICHAEL Oh. This takes some of the wind out of his sails, but he removes his jacket and settles into the chair. ANOTHER ANGLE As we look at Michael’s face from below the massage chair, through the opening in the headrest. MICHAEL Now what do I do? MARCI Just close your eyes and relax. Michael’s eyes close as instructed. We can see Marci’s silhouette behind him, as she begins to rub his shoulders. His eyes open, and he begins to giggle. MICHAEL Whoahoaha. 8 INT. OFFICE - LATER The conference room door opens, and Michael steps outside, looking like a changed man. MICHAEL Wow! That was unbelievable! I feel ten years younger! (to Marci) How did you do that? MARCI It’s all in the training. Alright, who’s next? Phyllis raises a hand. PHYLLIS I’ll go. As she enters the conference room, we pan over to Pam, who still looks uncomfortable. Michael approaches her desk. PAM How was it? MICHAEL Wow. I just can’t stop smiling. PAM Um, what did she do? MICHAEL She worked her magic, on me! PAM Like, where did… Pam vaguely points around her body. MICHAEL Mostly the shoulders, a little neck, some back, the upper arms. 9 PAM And it was… good? MICHAEL I can’t even describe it. It was like… you know the first time you… PAM What? MICHAEL You know… you… He makes some vague motions, grinning like a fool. Pam shakes her head. She still doesn’t get it. He makes a hip-thrusting motion. Her eyes widen. She gets it now. MICHAEL (leaning in, whispers) It was like the first time you had sex. (beat) Except not quite as good. But close. We can see that this is too much information for her. DWIGHT TALKING HEAD DWIGHT Am I going to get a massage? (beat) No. (beat) Why on earth would I turn my back to a complete stranger, and allow myself to enter into a relaxed alpha-wave state? (beat) It’s just asking for someone to insert a knife in your back. 10 INT. OFFICE We focus on JIM, who goes about his day. He glances over at the conference room, but sees nothing through the drawn blinds. Pan across to Pam, watching him. He sees her watching. She quickly looks away. JIM TALKING HEAD JIM I think Pam might be a little uncomfortable with Marci being here. It could have something to do with the one time a girl named Katy stopped by the office to sell handbags. (beat) We went out a few times, but it didn’t mean anything. In fact, I think Katy’s in Vermont now. (beat) Don’t tell Pam I mentioned that. INT. OFFICE - CONTINUOUS The conference room door opens, and Phyllis steps out. She’s practically glowing. Marci stands in the doorway. MARCI Who’s next? (looking to Jim) How about you, Slim? Jim shakes his head. JIM Nah, I’m good. I’ve got a lot of work to do. 11 MARCI You sure? It would only take a few minutes. ANDY I’ll go. ANDY gets up, and enters the conference room. We notice Pam observing the exchange. Jim glances in Pam’s direction. She pretends to type on her computer. RECEPTION DESK – LATER Jim comes over and leans on the counter. JIM Hey. PAM Hey yourself. JIM So uh… business as usual, right? PAM Right. Awkward silence. PAM What do you think of Marci? JIM Who? PAM The masseuse, Marci the masseuse. JIM I think there are way too many “M’s” in that sentence. 12 Pam finally breaks into a smile. PAM So you don’t want one? JIM No, I’m good. How about you? PAM I can live without a massage. JIM You sure? Because Phyllis really seemed to enjoy hers. PAM Well, Phyllis also enjoys doing needlepoint. JIM Point taken. JIM TALKING HEAD JIM I went to a masseuse once. It was back in high school. I used to run crosscountry, and I strained some muscles in my leg. So Coach had me go to a sports therapy clinic, and they scheduled me a visit with the masseuse. (beat) He was a big, burly guy named Hans. It lasted half-an-hour. (beat) Longest thirty minutes of my life. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM We look up at Andy through the headrest from below. He’s clearly enjoying the experience. ANDY Oh, wow. You are amazing! 13 ANDY (cont’d) Whoa! What is that, a knuckle? REVERSE ANGLE To reveal Marci digging into his back with her elbow. INT. BREAK ROOM ANGELA microwaves some water for her tea, while Dwight pops open a can of soda. ANGELA I can’t believe that woman is in here, doing what she’s doing. DWIGHT I can’t believe people are letting her. (he bites into a candy bar) If this were medieval times it’d be equivalent to lowering the drawbridge over the moat, opening the gates, and letting the enemy just walk right in and murder everyone in their sleep. She frowns at him. DWIGHT I wouldn’t be surprised if assassins took on the role of masseuses to lull their victims into a relaxed state, thereby making it easier to complete the job. ANGELA What are you talking about? DWIGHT What are you talking about? ANGELA I’m talking about her. She points to the conference room. 14 ANGELA (cont’d) Macy, or whatever her name is. People shouldn’t be touching other people that way. It’s not right. (beat) Unless you’re married, or deeply involved, but even then it should only be on special occasions. Pam enters the room. PAM Oh, hey guys. I noticed neither of you have had a massage yet. ANGELA And I don’t plan on getting one. PAM Me neither. DWIGHT I wonder what kind of weapons she can hide in that chair. It looks big enough to fit a short sword -- or a pair of nunchucks. DWIGHT TALKING HEAD DWIGHT As you already know, I’ve stashed weapons in key strategic locations throughout the office and if it came down to it, I think I can take her in hand-to-hand combat. (beat) I’m guessing she must be trained and proficient in multiple fighting arts, as well as in the use of deadly weapons, but I have one major advantage. (beat) Geography. This is her first time here, whereas I know this office like the back of my hand. That gives me the home field advantage. So bring it on, dragon lady. 15 INT. BREAK ROOM It’s just Pam and Angela sitting at a table. ANGELA I mean, would you feel comfortable with some stranger’s hands all over you? Plus, she’s a woman, so it makes it even weirder. PAM Yeah, I guess. Holly enters. HOLLY Hey. So what do you think of our masseuse? Have either of you seen her yet? Neither says anything. HOLLY I take it neither of you have had a massage before. PAM My mom used to give me backrubs when I was a kid. ANGELA Why did Corporate send her here? HOLLY It’s part of our new health and wellness program. If she can relieve some of the tension and stress we’ve built up, it might help increase our productivity. ANGELA You know what else would increase productivity? (beat) Letting everyone work, and not waste time visiting Misty for backrubs. 16 HOLLY What about you, Pam? PAM Um, I… I’m not sure. HOLLY It’s not going to kill you. PAM I know, it’s just that I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable. HOLLY Okay, but everyone else seems to be enjoying it, and you do look a little tense. She exits, leaving Pam staring out at the conference room. INT. OFFICE – ACCOUNTING With Angela gone, we find Andy talking to Oscar and Kevin. ANDY Oh my god. Isn’t she incredible? (to Oscar) Makes you wish you weren’t gay, right? KEVIN I wonder if she’s that kind of masseuse? ANDY What kind? KEVIN You know the kind that… Kevin begins to giggle. OSCAR Okay, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to see where this conversation heads. He gets up and leaves. 17 ANDY You think? KEVIN I don’t know. I haven’t had one yet. What did you think? ANDY Well, now that you mention it… KEVIN Let’s ask Jim. INT. OFFICE – CONTINUOUS ANDY Yo Tuna! Jim glances up from his computer. ANDY Could you come here for a second, we have a question for you. Before he goes, Jim gives the camera a look. He knows that whatever comes next, is going to border on stupidity. INT. ACCOUNTING AREA ANDY Kevin and I were just talking about the masseuse, and whether she gives… KEVIN Happy endings. Kevin giggles uncontrollably. JIM O-kay. And I’ve got a lot of work to do, so bye. 18 ANDY Wait, Tuna. You think I should ask her out? JIM That’s up to you. ANDY Oh, man. She is gorgeous. (beat) Hey, when you go to get a massage, ask her what she thinks of me. JIM I’m not going to get one. KEVIN You’re not? ANDY Whoa, Tuna, how could you pass up a free massage? That’s just plain crazy. (beat) It’s like if there were free donuts in the breakroom, would you be like, “nah, I don’t want one.” Of course not! You’d be cramming your face with a powdered, jelly donut. JIM No, really, I’m cool. ANDY As your friend, I cannot allow you to pass up this opportunity. You have to get a massage. If you don’t, you’ll regret it the rest of your life. JIM Okay, I’m leaving now. He heads back to his desk. KEVIN Happy endings. They simultaneously break into giggles. 19 INT. MICHAEL’S OFFICE We find him peering out at the conference room, as Meredith exits, and Stanley enters for his turn. MICHAEL TALKING HEAD MICHAEL This is like the greatest thing to ever happen here. I mean, it’s like Christmas in July, only it’s April. (beat) This would never have happened if Toby were here. And if Corporate did make him hire a masseuse, he would have gotten one that was male, and all hairy and gross. Nothing like Marci who, by the way, I would so be all over, if it weren’t for Jan. I mean look at her! INT. OFFICE Marci hangs an “I’LL BE BACK IN HALF AN HOUR” sign on the conference room door. She goes over to Pam’s desk. MARCI Hi, Pam, right? PAM Oh, hey Marci. How’s it going? MARCI I’ve got half the office done. I’m thinking of getting some lunch. Are you doing anything? PAM I… MARCI C’mon, my treat. I don’t know anyone else here. Don’t make me eat alone. 20 PAM Um, okay. INT. CAFETERIA Pam and Marci are seated at a table having lunch. Marci looks completely at ease, while Pam appears slightly uncomfortable. MARCI So do you like working in the office? PAM It’s okay. Um, what about you? Do you like giving massages? MARCI Yeah. Actually, I hope to one day open my own day spa. PAM Really? MARCI Sure. You can come in, get your hair done, get a facial, manicure, pedicure, then a full body massage. Doesn’t that sound awesome? PAM Uh, yeah, that sounds… great. MARCI I know, doesn’t it? (beat, sizing Pam up) You would look so good with highlights in your hair, and a brighter shade of lip-gloss. Seeing Marci smiling back at her, with her perfect make-up and hair, Pam self-consciously looks at her reflection in the glass. 21 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM Marci’s back in session, and it’s Kelly’s face we see through the headrest. KELLY Oh my god, if you opened a day spa, I would so totally be there like twentyfour- seven. I love being pampered, and having stuff done to me. I mean, who doesn’t, right? I’d even want to work in one. I can give massages. I used to give Ryan, my ex-boyfriend, who’s now in prison, one all the time. Although I’m not sure I’d want to give everyone a massage, just the cute ones. I mean I don’t know how you do it. I see someone with bad skin, and I think to myself: there is no way I am touching that. Maybe if I wore some plastic gloves or something, you know the kind that leaves your hands all chalky after you take them off. What do you think? Do you ever wear gloves when you massage? REVERSE ANGLE To Marci looking down at Kelly with a raised eyebrow. INT. OFFICE Kelly exits, and Marci looks around the office. MARCI Who can I do next? Over in accounting, we can hear Kevin giggle. She turns to Dwight. MARCI How about you? DWIGHT No thanks. 22 MARCI Are you sure. DWIGHT Positive. MARCI There’s nothing to be afraid of. DWIGHT That’s what you say. She turns her attention to Jim. MARCI Slim, you haven’t had one yet. JIM Actually, it’s Jim. ANDY Slim Jim. Ha. C’mon Tuna, go for it! JIM No really, I’m fine. MICHAEL (O.S.) C’mon, Jim. We see him standing in the doorway to his office. MICHAEL As your superior I order you to have a massage. KEVIN Slim Jim! Slim Jim! Slim Jim! The rest of the office joins in the chant. EVERYONE Slim Jim! Slim Jim! Slim Jim! JIM Okay, fine. 23 He gets up and heads for the conference room, but before he goes he steals a glance at Pam, who pretends to be working. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - CONTINUOUS Jim enters, looking uncomfortable. MARCI I’m sorry it turned into… whatever it did back there. Is it always like that here? JIM Pretty much. Although things usually calm down after everyone’s had their midday nap and juice box. Marci laughs. MARCI I bet you were the class clown, and you were always playing pranks on people. JIM I have been known to pull a prank or two. MARCI Have you ever pulled one on the guy who sits across from you? He looks like the kind that’d be really fun to mess with. Jim breaks into a smile, beginning to relax. JIM Well, actually, since you mention it… INT. OFFICE Pam stares at the drawn blinds of the conference room, we can hear Marci’s laughter emanating from inside. Her expression is troubled. Kelly interrupts her. 24 KELLY Oh my god, Pam! You have got to get a massage. It’s like heaven. And Marci is like soooo pretty, right? I’m glad Ryan’s not here, if he were and we were like still going out, I don’t know how I’d feel if he were in there getting a massage from her. Not that he’d do anything of course, actually on second thought, Ryan was kind of a scumbag, but still… did I mention that Marci was really pretty? The look on Pam’s face reveals that this isn’t helping. INT. OFFICE – LATER Jim exits and sits down at his desk, looking like nothing’s happened. Marci scans the room, settles on Pam. MARCI Pam. Your turn. PAM Really, it’s okay. You can massage someone else. MARCI C’mon, Pam. I’ve been looking forward to this all day. Pam knows she’s trapped. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM We see Pam’s face through the headrest. MARCI You really should try and relax. You’re very tense. PAM Sorry. 25 MARCI Just close your eyes and pretend you’re in bed, ready to fall asleep. Pam closes her eyes, then opens them again. PAM So um, what were you and Jim talking about? MARCI What? PAM I heard you laughing… a lot. REVERSE ANGLE Marci stands over Pam, kneading her shoulders. MARCI Jim was just telling me about the times he pranked Dwight. PAM Oh. (beat) Did he enjoy his massage? MARCI Who? PAM Jim. MARCI I didn’t give him one. FROM UNDER THE CHAIR Pam’s eyes widen. PAM What? 26 REVERSE ANGLE MARCI We actually just sat down and talked the whole time. He made me promise not to tell anyone; he wants the office to think he went through with it. Oops. I guess I spilled. Don’t tell Jim I told you, okay? PAM Um, yeah, sure. MARCI Wow. You’re really starting to relax now. I can feel all the tension just melting away. PAM (starting to enjoy it) Yeah. This is really nice. Marci continues the massage. UNDER THE HEADREST PAM I bet you get hit on by a lot of guys. MARCI Yeah, it happens sometimes. (beat) I usually tell them that I already have a girlfriend. Pam’s eyes flash open. PAM You… um, you’re… MARCI Actually, I just made that up, but it does get them to back off. 27 PAM Oh. She closes her eyes once more. MARCI The truth is… I broke up with my girlfriend a year ago. Pam’s eyes flash open again. INT. OFFICE – END OF THE DAY We find Marci, with her chair packed and ready to go. MICHAEL Well, thank you so much for coming in today. Everybody, let’s give Marci a round of applause. C’mon, let’s hear it. Everyone in the office claps, with the exception of Dwight and Angela. As Marci says her goodbyes, we notice Pam at her desk, looking uncomfortable. Marci approaches Pam. MARCI If you ever change your mind, call me, okay? Pam puts on a forced smile, and Marci exits. EXT. OFFICE BUILDING – PARKING LOT Pam and Jim make their way to their cars. JIM So. PAM So. That was an interesting day. 28 JIM You can say that again. PAM How was your massage? JIM Great. How was yours? PAM It was good. JIM You weren’t a little… jealous when I was in there with Marci, right? PAM Absolutely not. JIM Really? PAM Yeah. I’m sure. JIM Okay. But I should let you know that nothing happened. PAM I know. JIM Alright, you seem pretty okay with it. PAM I am. JIM By the way, what was that about? PAM What? JIM You know, between you and Marci, right before she left. 29 PAM It was nothing. JIM C’mon, Beesley. PAM You really want to know? JIM Yeah. PAM Marci’s a lesbian, and she asked me out on a date. Close on Jim’s stunned expression. THE END 30 — Preceding unsigned comment added by 49.249.63.181 (talk) 17:31, 17 July 2013 (UTC)