User talk:AaronBirchh/sandbox

Wilfred Acton, Born on 2nd of September 1949 was found in a handmade roses basket on the River Cole, Chelmsley Wood. At this point he was unaware of his extremely affluent parents, Winston and Martha Acton of ST Etchford in the Midlands. At the age of 18, Wilfred was reunited with his family whilst working replacing their tyres on their Ford Capri. Working throughout the whole of his life, Wilfred made a brilliant salesman, boring the living daylights out of anyone who would listen and attempting to sell them the exact opposite of what they wanted. An investigation in 2008 lead by the FCA found Acton guilty of misselling to up to 300 customer. After serving a 18 month ban on selling all products, he still can only sell tax, mats and fuel. Currently based in Sheldon he is the oldest employee at the garage. — Preceding unsigned comment added by AaronBirchh (talk • contribs) 17:43, 5 January 2018 (UTC)