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Speedy deletion of Zachary David Pressley
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Zachary Pressley
Internaltional street Ping Pong Champion 2005, 2006, 2007, and most likely 2008

This is the story of a man in love with the sweet smell of plastic balls rubbing against wooden paddles.

It all started in the year 1776 when the Decoration of Independence was signed and the freedom of America allowed 4 guys 230 years latter to go outside with a few balls(ping pong) and hit them over a construction fence. This was the beginning of Street ping pong.

Well we only played it about 5 times but is was pretty fun.

Technically I won the most games and that makes me Street Ping Pong (SPP) champion of Moore county. Since I am the only SPP champion in the world I am the  international champion by default.

That is the story of Zachary Pressley


 * Here you go... – xeno  ( talk ) 15:22, 29 August 2008 (UTC)