User talk:Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb!

Welcome!
Hello, Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb!, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few links to pages you might find helpful: Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on my talk page, or ask your question on this page and then place  before the question. Again, welcome! Meteor_sandwich_yum (talk) 04:54, 27 April 2014 (UTC)
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list of languages.
Of course I have proof. There cannot be 25 million speakers of a language in a country of 10 million people. It's obvious garbage. Join the talk page. — kwami (talk) 23:23, 30 April 2014 (UTC) I have joined the talk page, kwami, go look at it yourself.Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb! (talk) 23:31, 30 April 2014 (UTC)

I just wanted to say...
...that your username is hilarious. Thank you. You've made my day. &mdash;Cryptic 12:05, 27 November 2014 (UTC) Where did you see my username? Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb! (talk) 10:46, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
 * Tagging Leisto Admin. &mdash;Cryptic 10:56, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, but not yet
Hi there. We appreciate your enthusiams but please refrain from carrying out maintenance tasks on this encyclpoideia until you have significantly more experience than just 37 mainspace edits. In the meantome, when you have made at least 500 mainspace edits you are most welcome to enrol at the WP:Counter-Vandalism Unit/Academy to learn how you can start by doing some of the simpler cleaning up tasks. --Kudpung กุดผึ้ง (talk) 14:45, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

Please refrain also
from placing welcome templates on the talk pages of accounts that have never edited.--Kudpung กุดผึ้ง (talk) 14:58, 6 May 2015 (UTC)