User talk:Adamduhrocks

His name is Adam S. Duh and he rocks oh how he rocks in a thousand diffrent ways oh let me count them

He has counted to infinity Bold texttwice

In the beggining there was nothing untill he roundkick it in the face and told it to get a job and that is how the universe was made

Adam Duh's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Adam Duh is Luke Skywalker's real father.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Adam Duh

When Adam Duh's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Adam Duh."

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Adam Duh, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Adam Duh

If you can see Adam Duh, he can see you. If you can't see Adam Duh, you may be only seconds away from death

Adam Duh is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Adam duh doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Adam duh does not sleep. He wakes

The chief export of Adam duh is pain.

When Adam duh plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you

Adam duh recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Adam duh

Adam duh has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Adam Duh does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it