User talk:AdanSLIP

Digestion

The day my life as sushi ended was a horrible day. I was sitting counter top one day and out of nowhere two chopsticks came out of thin air and picked me up. It was frightening, and before I knew it I was in some humans’ mouth. Everything became dark and I was being torn apart. Even though I was broken down by saliva I was still conscious. The uvula and epiglottis sealed off other exits, so I was forced down the esophagus. When I stood up I was in some sac-like organ. Some juices like hydrochloric acid pretty much made me sterile so the person could digest me, were being thrown onto me. Afterwards I became some fluid that was called chyme. As I continued through the digestion process in the liver, bile was being mixed in with me. Made to breakdown and absorb fats. Somewhere in the 20-23 feet of the small intestine that consisted of the duodenum, jejunum and the ileum. 90 percent of my nutrients were absorbed. As that was happening I was being tickled by some fingerlike objects that helped in absorbing those nutrients. As I exited the small intestine and entered the large intestine, my water, vitamins and salts were absorbed, and my wastes were eliminated. After all that process I came out of the anus a piece of poopy. Also some of me was turned into urine. And now I’m just floating here in the toilet. It’s pretty lonely.