User talk:Addison Bur

Joe Parr

Smartly dressed, Peterborian male who reads Homestuck and has an obsession with kissing up to his best friend Sam Lawrence. Joe also has an interest in playing both Warframe and Overwatch in his free time, this has driven him to become a recluse who avoids contact with females of the outside world. When it comes to his relationships with females it is completely non existent. He instead prefers to spend his free time in his relationship with his right hand. He is very secrative about what they do when they are together.

Sam Lawrence

Casually dressed, Peterborian male who has read Homestuck and has an obsession with touching his best friend Joe Parr. As well as having a budding relationship with Joe, Sam also has a relationship with a girl named Kelbie Fletcher. In his free time he plays Warframe with Joe while thinking about horribly bad jokes that he can make at other peoples expense. Sam is not very good at talking to people in a professional manner. This has caused him to have strange conversations with employers and colleagues.