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Eliza C: The Origin
Eliza C was born in the harsh winter of January. Her family loved her, but they were very poor and her father was very sick and at the age of three Eliza was hunting yaks at the age of three, trying to feed her family. Her mother saw how much her daughter did for her, bring many a yak home to feed the brood, and wanted her to have her own friend to be a child with. However, there were no children in the barren part of Mother Russia they lived in so her mother went into the forest one night and found a baby yak. The mother saw the yak was kind and lonely, so she scooped it into her arms and gave it to Eliza. The yak taught Eliza how to be wild and strong and soon Eliza was eight, with the thighs of a twenty five year old man. The yak said this was to attract a mate. Eight year old Eliza thought boys were gross, so she stopped the yak's strict regimens of protein powder and intense lifting and soon Eliza's thighs shrunk to a normal size, much to the relief of her mother, for she sucks at seeing harem pants. This is the origin of the greatest Russian American hero that ever lived. Ever. Addisonlackey (talk) 14:11, 30 September 2015 (UTC)