User talk:Adeleryzek

Cristian Jimenez
Cristian David Jimenez Rios was born somewhere in Colombia on January 13th 1995. He attended Southbury primary school, but now attends Kingsmead secondary.

He is incredibly gay, and sends people the shittiest youtube videos.

He is going to marry Adele Ryzek in Poland next week naked on the back of a polar bear, they will then roll in the snow and eat cake. Bogdan is invited to be Adele's lady of honour, as she thinks he will look gorgeous in a dress. He is among many other guests including Adele somali friend Nura, and Cristian's somali friend Masud.

TA-BLOODY-DA.