User talk:Aditya Kabir/Monkey



Never ever underestimate a missing monkey. They helped Charles Darwin to find your ancestor. If they didn't, you would have been identified as a descendant of another monkey by now. They helped medical researchers to come up with viagra, the most wonderful recreational drug ever. Cheers! They also asked Osama bin Laden to shut up, which he did for he was threatened with the Fu. Bafflingly, Superman, Mr. Bin Laden's fifth cousin twice removed, did the same for reasons quite unknown.

Together with the creatures who are popularly known as Pokemon, but in reality are Jabberwockys, they rule the wonderful country of Abkhazia. If you don't know where that is, don't worry, check out the glorious nation of Kazakhstan. Borat wishes you goodluck on that, and asks not to forget your dirty laundry. Besides, monkeys have a full articles on the glorious project of Uncyclopedia - The Missing Monkey - complete with sugar, spice and everything nice, as well as links to other monkeys. When they go missing, monkeys are rewarded with more insecurities than Dr. Freud himself. If you knew the good doctor, you would have probably known what that means. And finally, they know where to look for the Cabal.