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mummy jokes:

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea

Q: Why was the mummy so tense? A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside? A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music? A: Wrap!!!!!

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ? A: Any old girl he can dig up !

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ? A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !

Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ? A: The Dead Sea !

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ? A: Because their daddies were mummies !