User talk:Ajaeger

Poc Pron
A device used to remove excess build up from deep beneath toenails. May also be used to floss teeth or remove back end (buttox) splinters. After 30 days of use, device must be disposed of to avoid gassy side affects. The Poc Pron can be bought through text or online for $1,000,000 or with a rebate for possibly $700,000. Warning: May not be used as a Latrine.