User talk:Ajiujiujiu

jiujiujiu
jiujiujiu is a language created and spoken only by jiu. There was a time when fat stupid pig (FSP) attempted to learn jiujiujiu. However, despite its tremendous efforts, jiujiujiu remains unlearnable. FSP started learning jiujiujiu 6 years ago. At first, it struggled a lot. jiu, with a kind heart, voluntarily tutored FSP during its free time. Slowly but surely, FSP grasped conversational jiujiujiu. The journey wasn't over yet--it's only the beginning. FSP knew it had to work harder and harder to not let jiu down. FSP practiced jijiji day and night, only to find out 2 years later it learned the wrong language. After mastering jijiji, FSP became a jijiji tutor and made friends with numerous ji's. jiu was furious, it went to Concentration Camp for Ji's and using a rope, it brought the camp down to its pieces. It turned out, it wasn't ji's camp. The real owner, jui, was furious, it demanded jiu to pay back. jiu was furious and sad and desperate and unhappy and horny. It decided to work as an IT specialist and earn its money by quickly closing porn websites for its coworkers before their boss found out. This job made jiu even hornier. What on earth should jiu do?! jiu should open up a porn company to complain about the GPS jiu used to get to ji's camp. FSP became a regular to jiu's porn website and soon got bored by jiu's complaints and non-sexual contents on the website. FSP thus opened a lawsuit against jiu stating jiu's website is a fraud. What on earth should jiu do?! jiu is now broke and hornier than ever. jiu crowned FSP jiujiujiu Level 10 (out of 10 levels) based on FSP's achievements in the language it said, but we all knew jiu only did it to escape from incarceration. Envious of FSP, as soon as jiu tricked FSP into dropping the lawsuit, it reworked jiujiujiu and made the language 10,000,000 times harder. As a result, FSP is now Level 10 out of 100,000,000 levels.