User talk:Akeel Haris

Akeel Haris is a 37 year old man. Standing at 2 feet 4, he refuses to call himself a dwarf, instead choosing to be called "ridiculoso handsomo". He constantly misuses the phrase "burn", due to his inability to comprehend its real meaning. A Hasna beater for many years now, he recently competed in the 35th National Hasna Beating Competition, sadly losing to her cat, Jemima. There has been much suspicion targeted at Akeel Haris when Jemima the cat mysteriously disappeared three days later. He claims the Uncle did it. The police are continuining the investigation. Akeel is GREAT! Still at large in the world of Hasna Beating, he plans to make a comeback at the next Hasna Beating Competetion, and is considering going International. You can witness his amazingness if you enrol in the "University of Akeel" where he is both dean and every professor. I recommend him enormously.