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Desperation Curve at Aga Khan University Karachi
At AKU, people from all over the country come to study. This means they come from different backgrounds and have different exposures in various things. One of those being interaction with the opposite sex. Many come from schools that are for one gender only and that results in what is known as the Desperation Curve. This curve is such that it has desperation on the y-axis and time in years on the x-axis. During the first year of med school, the desperation of boys is the highest whereas the desperation of girls is the lowest. As we get into second year of med school, the desperation of both genders remains constant. Now this is where it starts getting interesting; at the start of third year, the desperation of guys decreases as a result of constant luns by girls, and the desperation of girls starts increasing because they start to realise that they're running out of time to find a spouse for themselves. As a result, by the start of fourth year the desperations of both genders meet at an equilibrium point and this is where most sh*t goes down. Everyones trying to find a partner, relationships are at their all time highest and so is drama. To most, this is the most interesting and indulging part of their time at AKU. But the trend of the graph doesn't stop. Guys find that women are sh*t and so their desperation keeps on decreasing whereas woman are desperate to find a spouse because they fear pressure from family to get married. By the fifth and final year, Desperation of guys is almost zero, whereas desperation of woman is at its highest. This is the point where woman will do anything to get a guy for themselves and this is the point where guys take advantage. By the end of all this, 20% of a class is married off. This my friends is known as the Desperation Curve.Akuencyclopedia (talk) 11:57, 16 January 2019 (UTC)