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IlluMOOnati
The IlluMOOnati is a secret organisation of cattle created thousands of years ago with hte aim of controlling human beings. The IlluMOOnati does this by putting toxic mind control agents in all 'dairy products' (this being responsable for all the unexplainable illnesses in the world) and by secretly running all the world's governments and major companies. The IlluMOOnati are responsable for the death of John F Kennedy, Martin Luther King and for the destruction of the Mayan civilization. This is the reason cows are worshipped in India.

U.F.Os are used by cows as transport but are often mistaken as being abducted by U.F.Os.

Most cows reside in the area in which 'Russia' is supposed to exist. They use the common belief in the existance of Russia to destablize international affairs and increase cattle domination over humans.

Cows create 'Steak' by abducting humans in their U.F.Os and taking them to 'Russia' for processing. This the reason thousands of people go missing each year.

In recent history there has been a resistance movement against the IlluMOOnati. This movement is prominant on Facebook and has set about fighting back by administering punches to the head of any and all cows.