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Ben's Disease
Ben's Disease (also known as BD) is a very rare and unpredictable disease that only can be seen in the eye of the beholder. BD makes the specimen very whiny and can cause uncontrollable fatness. The fat is unpredictable and can form anywhere on the affected body. The disease can spread very easily through contact with an infected persons. Symptoms may include, but not limited to, not being able to walk from the obesity, swelling of the brain, cancer (but in a contagious form), bloody eyes, low self esteem, neurotic tendencies, suicidal thoughts, color blindness, seizures, uncontrollable vomiting, lard dogs and nard dogs. All these symptoms have been proven and very noticeable among other specimens. There has been other symptoms reported but haven't been proven but doctors are looking into it. The cause of BD is unknown but scientific studies have shown that it may have originated in early 2016 when Bin Marcotte was experiencing these symptoms and his mutual acquaintances told him to stop but he couldn't so they adapted to his lifestyle and then later rejected him and left him all alone in the wilderness. BD is very uncommon and only 1% of the population has it (which is 3 billion people)