User talk:Alsepht

'''P.N.S.

P.N.S. - A portable nail shooter, used primarily to nail things (and sometimes people). This device makes things stick FAR better than glue, and has a relatively long range (used for nailing from afar). In 1984, P.N.S. was removed from the market because of complaints regarding the marketting campaign. Slogans such as "it'll nail ya good" and "nails like your mother used to" offended many consumers. It returned to the market in 1995 due to popular request. The campaigns were called "The Hard P.N.S., your friend and mine" and "P.N.S. it's real long; range". Today, the P.N.S. is very successful, being used daily by consumers (sometimes even multiple consumers at once)!

Places to Find Such A Device:

www.PNS.com

www.nailer.com

www.nailmaster.org