User talk:Andreasegde/Archive 22

Lemon
LOL! He really was a right little scally in dose days - any excuse to av a go at em!! Cheers La, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 18:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * I think it's Brit humour, and especially the Pool, as you could never just say "Ahhh... right, really good." One would have to give a crack back. Getting lots of quids per week playing at a Butlins camp must have been a pisser for anyone playing the Best's Casbah club.--andreasegde (talk) 19:24, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, so I see
Is it me, or have you noticed, that when an article like Macca's attains "status" people come out of the woodwork and start butchering it? What the feck is going on? It's like being "allowed to play ping pong, but never being able to reach 21! quite frankly, it's starting to get on me Bristols!! Cheers, La. Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 15:59, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I think it's 'cos he's havin' his divorce thingy from that horrible, evil (please stop me) cow Mills. I never liked her from the word go. I've put Lemon up for GA as his page is very quiet at the mo'.--andreasegde (talk) 19:25, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I think every GA page should be locked for registered users only, but do they listen?; do they bugger. Y'know, the German Wiki does not allow ANY unregistered users to edit anything at all - and zey make ze trains run on time. Dass ist gut, yah?--andreasegde (talk) 01:55, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

"Rain"
It's the Kodster. I added a "Musical Structure" section. Is it okay? Just let me know.

Also, I put a picture of John Lennon singing from the music video. I took a snapshot of the Youtube video from my camera. Is that fair-use? I filled out the summary it told me to, but is it fair when it's on Youtube AND from my camera? (:~?) Ringo Starkison McLennon 01:45, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Look at other pages for photos of videos, and copy the best fair-use explanation from them (then save it in WinWord for future use.) Yours is a bit thin at the moment.--andreasegde (talk) 09:14, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Look at this: Beatles.--andreasegde (talk) 09:25, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Okay, I'll take the picture off my main page. Concerning "Rain," There's some pictures here, but I'm assuming that they are not fair use. Why isn't it fair-use if it's from my camera? Is it because it's from Youtube?


 * Dodgy area, that. You can find Fair-use in Wiki, but it's a complicated topic. Taking them with your camera is still not Free-use, because it's copyrighted. (I went through this about a year ago, so I know how it is.) Look at any of The Beatles pages and copy the info on the photograph's page.--andreasegde (talk) 19:21, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Also, when I type "User:Andreasedge" into the Search box, it returns with "Wikipedia does not have a user page with that exact name." Even when I copy it straight from the top of the page into the search box, the same thing occurs. REASONS???? Ringo Starkison McLennon (talk) 19:09, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * It's because I don't exist, and this all a figment of your imagination. :)) Click on any comment I have left, and you will be here, as you probably just have (Doh!). You can also click on "Favourites" on the top line of your browser, and it will be saved in your Favourites section. Try and keep your posts brief, though, 'cos I don't like reading mountains of stuff, and I can only answer by using two fingers (ouch...). My dear colleague John Cardinal can write enough to fill a book, but I forgive him :)--andreasegde (talk) 19:21, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Wait a minute, I just copied User talk:Andreasegde into the search box, and it brought me straight here. Try copying it and not typing it. Do you know how to copy and paste using the keyboard? It's saved me hours...--andreasegde (talk) 19:28, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * It's all right, I have your page on my watchlist. I was just wondering why it doesn't work. Another thing. When you say "look at any of The Beatles pages...", are you talking about my main page (which I honestly couldn't care less about) or the "Rain" page (which is my main concern)? Ringo Starkison McLennon (talk) 20:09, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Look at any fair-use photos that are related to what you are trying to upload, and copy the best explanation. There are CD covers, film clips, people and other stuff. --andreasegde (talk) 20:22, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Daniel Dunglas Home
I would not be surprised that "Home's constant companion" was an accomplice. I have a suspicion this may have been, but unknown to others, his sister.Kazuba (talk) 21:18, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

James Randi is highly respected as an ethical magician. But critical history is not his cup of tea. An accomplice does not have to be a constant aid. Uri Geller in his youth was much more innovative and creative than now. Many of his tricks are now old hat. His accomplices who disguised themselves as news reporters, strangers, friends etc. were not his only source of power. The general public and many young, still learning, magicians haven't the slightest idea how deceptive master magicians and crooked confidence artists really are. It is not their specialty. Kazuba (talk) 01:32, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I suppose they must be tricks, although nobody has done them since, and under the same circumstances.--andreasegde (talk) 01:52, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * The records of the actual events and same circumstances are very hazy and confusing. They are not critical. Home was a master of his controls, situations, audience, and history. Check out today's Ingo Swann. He is very good at what he does, too. Kazuba (talk) 02:48, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Uhhh... Mr Swann sounds very dubious. Angels are real, and UFOs on the dark side of the moon? Sounds like he's homing in on topical subjects.--andreasegde (talk) 02:59, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I envy your temperament
I'm glad you can see the funny side - Im 'opping mad our kid! Look at the latest post on the bottom of his talk page, I don't know if I should laugh or cry! LOL! Cheers, —Preceding unsigned comment added by Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk • contribs) 13:23, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Oh aye? Sam the feckin eagle will have to go through me first! Lemon never did Sooty (in any way:), do you know I think that this comes from when Lemon (who did throw his weight about) made the mistake of pickin on Jimmy Tarbuck and Tarby kicked his head in! He didn't fancy himself so much after that! Cheers la Not signed by a Bot! 14:09, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Really? I never knew that (I wish it had been Ken Dodd instead - that would have been a headline; Knotty Ash professor does Lennon in). (Lemon preferred kicking old ex British Rail Cavern DJs about a bit).--andreasegde (talk) 14:16, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Doddy was no mug either - more than capable of sortin him out - he always had to stand up for himself cos of his teeth! Lemon always was good at playing the hard case, but word is, I'm sorry to say, was that he was a bully, who came unstuck against anyone who could handle themselves! Cheers, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 14:37, 3 March 2008 (UTC)PS. He made no attempt to stop Macca when he did Sooty on stage in Hamburg did he? Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 14:44, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * The more I get into this, and I'm deep enough already, the more I don't like them as people. I soddin' still love the music, and am aghast at how much brilliant stuff they turned out, but to have them as mates...? The weird thing is, I've got three brothers (all older) and I can see that 4 blokes together stuff and how it works. If I described me bruvs you'd spot it. I worked out that I must be the George of the siblings, BTW...--andreasegde (talk) 17:23, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I know what you mean, the more you read, hear an learn about em the more you realise what gobshites they were, (Macca an Bongo still are) although Lemon did try an make the effort during his solo stage. Iv'e got two big brothers, and they're dead hard cases, not one of them is a bully though, If they were, I'd soon rein em in, although I'm the youngest, I'm bigger an stronger and can take the pair of em with one hand. Yeah you are very like George, I think he was the nicest one but in the early days easily led by the others! Macca an Lemon were the real bullies, always takin the piss out of disabled people an the like - not on Kidda! Cheers La, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 17:38, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I don't think Lemon was a physical bully, but a psychological one (couldn't fight for toffee) but he had to be the boss. Saying, "He gets all the credit!" after McCartney left them, thereby breaking up the band, seems very odd. Who wants credit for that? Lemon, it seemed. He even went on to say, "I started the band, and I finished it", which put a size 12 footprint firmly on it.--andreasegde (talk) 17:45, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Absolutamont mon ameeee! Got it in one! Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 17:49, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * It's great to read a bloke from up the 'pool has a balanced outlook on it, as I often get stick for laughing at the porky pies told in Yawk-sha. my own brother once said, ""Aye, York-sha; God's own country". I nearly pissed meself. I answered, "Oh yes, and God comes here and says, no mountains but a couple of fat hills, pisses it down most of the day, wind'll do yer head in 'cos it never stops, and it's in the middle of nowhere - this'll do for me..." (I still love brass bands and Yorkshire pudding though...)--andreasegde (talk) 17:57, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Now ows about this then: I hate Scouse and Love Pie and Mash an Yorkshire pud -but not on the same plate - that's got me banned from every Yates' Wine Lodge eh? Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 18:03, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Right; (sound of sleeves being rolled up :)) I love the 'Pool accent, but I bleedin' hate that self-rightous Yorkshire drone, "I'm 70 years old, thick as pig-shit an' proud of it, tha knows". I suppose the grass really is greener on the other side. :) All that "Leeds, Leeds, Leeds" bollocks gets to me as well (even though I watch how they're doing every week in the Gobi Desert league). When I first moved to London, I was politely given the advice that I should change my accent, as it made me sound thick. (That was from a Leeds-born person as well!) It was only until I heard myself the first time on tape in a studio talking that I knew what they meant. Ho-hum..--andreasegde (talk) 18:10, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * PS, I still haven't lost all of it, as me bird copies me and says cup and not cap for a cuppa tea. Don't even talk about bathtub, bus or upstairs... :))--andreasegde (talk) 18:17, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * LOL! Thick? Makes me laugh that one! I used to get that one all the time! Although my accent has softened I'll really "put it on with a vengence" when faced with snobbery! My Collette (who would make Jane Asher sound commom) says it's dead sexy - that'll do fer me pal! Yeah an all that "Liverpool HOME OF THE BEATLES!!" is great for tourists an the like, it don't do much for the ordinary people though! You be proud of your accent it's reet gradely!! Cheers Kidda!! Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 18:33, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * There's not much chance of me losing it now, but it comes in handy when I want to say something privately in public, 'cos Ze Austrians have no friggin' idea what I'm on about. Aw-reet r'lass, is thee cummin t'pub or is thee gangin art by thee-sen?--andreasegde (talk) 18:43, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

That is Funny! What a Rodney the hallowed one is! Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 18:46, 3 March 2008 (UTC)BTW I can understand that wot you jus said like - gotta luv that Emmerdale Farm!! Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 18:49, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

SHOUT! Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 18:50, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

"Rain" (what else?)
Do you remember the picture of John Lennon on "Rain"? I took it off and replaced it with another picture I found here. Click on the image in the article for a fair-use description. Is the picture fair-use and acceptable for the article? Basically, what I thought is that since there is no free way of taking a screenshot of the video, that the picture constitutes fair-use. Also, the section is about the video, not just Paul McCartney. Please respond so that we can upgrade this article to Good status.

Thanks. Ringo Starkison McLennon (talk) 21:53, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I have put a fair-use explanation on it.--andreasegde (talk) 05:55, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Great! Thanks for all of your help with the article! I'm really glad that it got this far, to be nominated. I thought all of this time that there's no way I can bring this article to anything near that. Thanks for everything! Hopefully, we can pull this through! Thanks again!  Kodster  (Talk) 19:40, 1 March 2008 (UTC) 20:24, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

(And BTW, if we do, I'll be expecting a barnstar within 24 hours :)).  Kodster  (Talk) 19:40, 1 March 2008 (UTC) 20:24, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm going to nominate it (with your approval), so just say if it's okay. Meanwhile, I'll look at the article for any mistakes and report them to you.  Kodster  (Talk) 19:40, 1 March 2008 (UTC) 20:33, 4 March 2008 (UTC)


 * You don't need my approval, just do it. The way the reviews are going, it might be a month before it gets reviewed, which is good, as you can look at it and correct any small things. 90% preparation - 10% perspiration. Welcome to the world of GAs.--andreasegde (talk) 23:39, 4 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Done. Nominated. As you said yerself, should be a while. Doesn't matter.


 * Oh yes. I asked Vera, Chuck & Dave on her (his?) talk page to review the article. That okay now?  Kodster  (Talk) 02:03, 5 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Don't want to sound like Arethra Franklin, but A M B I D E X T R O U S! Just trying to help.  Kodster  (Talk) 02:04, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Macca
Aright r'kid? Do us a favour an have a look at my reply on his talk page ("He's not left handed bollix again"!) and if there is anything you can add it I'd be grateful. Cheers La, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 14:13, 4 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I think I made the point, because ambidextrous (which I had to look up, even though I know what it means) is a diffilcult worrd. I also have the shame problemm, being left-handed, but throwingk one off with me right, as the bishop said to his left hand... :))--andreasegde (talk) 18:50, 4 March 2008 (UTC)


 * A bit like him doing lots of other things with both his hands LOL! Yeah, he's a lefty deffo - didn't know you were r'kid. Cheers, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 21:28, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
 * I am, but I'm also ambi-... however the frig you spell it...--andreasegde (talk) 23:36, 4 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I'm weird about it, because I swop from left to right. Tennis, left, cricket(bat) right (ball) left, golf (I'm shit at it and so I never play it) right, knife and fork, right, spoon, left. Writing text messages, right, talking on the phone, left ear. Friggin' confusing, huh? I forgot, drums and piano, right. (How many left-handed pianos have you ever seen?) :) Another thing; driving a car (English, even in Austria, when I had one, although Austrian cars are not a problem). I once tried to drive my nephew's German car in Cleckhuddersfax, and I only got 200 yards before my mind caved in... --andreasegde (talk) 09:29, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Welsh Thingy
Cor blimey O'Reily, Pie n Mash Guv!! Sounds to me like they all should be working for Ken Livingstone!! Cheers La, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 15:22, 5 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I'm just going to put my post here and not clutter things. Thanks for the, how should I put this, "gender assurance". I just wasn't sure, that's all. Actually, I was planning to improve and nominate Paperback Writer, but I'll work on Yesterday and Today if you like (considering that it's already nominated). Do you know where I can get some information on that? And when did I misspell your name? Am I misspelling it the whole time, and that is why the links won't work? Because I checked again, and the spellings seem to be the same. :?  Kodster  (Talk) 20:36, 5 March 2008 (UTC)


 * It's Andreas Egde, and not Andrea Segde as Crestville would have it.--andreasegde (talk) 21:04, 5 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I suspect some people are fooled by the picture of the woman smoking on your user page. I assumed it was you. :) --GentlemanGhost (talk) 01:41, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I get it, I thought it was "Andrea's edge" for some reason. Oh, okay! Now I can link your name! Okay. It's A n d r e a s e g d e . Now that that's straightened out...that's it. Bye.  Kodster  (Talk) 03:12, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Oh, I might be taking a Wikibreak soon. I'm just a little so~so. I'll put it on my user page if I do decide to have said break. That's all!  Kodster  (Talk) 03:12, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Appalled
'''What?!? People actually thought THAT woman on my main page was ME??? Good grief, knock me down with a feather, I'll go t'foot of our stairs... If I wasn't so appalled I'd laugh my socks off. :)'''--ANDREAS EGDE (talk) 09:25, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * The caption fooled me. I does say "I", after all. ;) Also, thanks for the constructive criticism. Cheers, GentlemanGhost (talk) 19:46, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I like the new caption. It's very...direct. Anyway, I'll be able to pop in from time to time. I just won't be able to constantly be here. So don't let that stop the article from being reviewed!

Let me get this straight, the woman in the picture is not you?  Kodster  (Talk) 20:21, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Of course it is - she's just playing hard to get! Flighty little vixen! Charles Windsor 23:00, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * (Laughing) You can SOD OFF Vera! :)) I only took a photo of that bloody woman as a joke (sorry, fat people) to show the real side-effects of eating a mountain of Austrian sausages. For people to think that that bloody woman is ME, and has been contributing to The Beatles' articles, makes me wanna throw up. This is worse than being called (because of my big ears when I was younger) "Taxi doors", or "World Cup head".. :) Bugger, bugger, bugger.... :))--andreasegde (talk) 19:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

'Ah-hah, That "I am smoking a fag''" was from the "Wayne and Waynetta Slob" characters by Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke. The wife will not do anything while she is smoking. Now I get it...--andreasegde (talk) 11:03, 8 March 2008 (UTC)'''
 * It’s not a particularly flattering angle, I agree, but I do think you’re being a little over sensitive - your ears don’t look that big. In fact, compared to everything else, they look small. I hope this puts your mind at rest.--Patthedog (talk) 13:48, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * LOL, Don't you start as well! :)) She's got to go, the fat cow... --andreasegde (talk) 13:51, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

yo
I know! I can't possibly have uploaded all the pictures they accuse me of uploading! lol I think it might be a clerical error. What was that other problem? Explain and I'll try help you out :)--Crestville (talk) 20:15, 6 March 2008 (UTC)


 * The Mighty Crestville has returned! For a cuppa tea and a crumbly biscuit, before he once more braves the punishing antarctic weather to climb the south pole's American t-shirt shop's facade. (Try saying that when you're a bit pissed...) Lovely to hear from you, our absent friend.--andreasegde (talk) 20:04, 7 March 2008 (UTC)


 * P.S., I will be in Bradford in August for my nephew's wedding (there's bound to be a punch-up) and I will pay you a visit in the local of your choice, if you would like. I will arrange a day in Londinium to see the Fireman, if he's up for it.--andreasegde (talk) 20:48, 7 March 2008 (UTC)


 * That sounds interesting, where abouts in Bradford is the wedding? Good luck in the punch up, I'll check the Clayton branch of William Hill to see what the odds are.--Crestville (talk) 14:10, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I think it's at Oulton Hall in Rothwell, but I'll be over there for 4-5 days, so we can share a bag of scratchins...--andreasegde (talk) 14:23, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I don't eat scratchings, ever since I accidcently picked up a dog turd at work having mistaken it for a scratching. I'm not one to pat myself on the back but wasn't it funny when we totally owned this idiot? --Crestville (talk) 14:33, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * The poor little rapper-lover, he had it comin'. Actually, I'm looking forward to all sorts of what my brother calls dog turds, but which is that turdy looking thing they serve with samosas and the like. Shish-kebap?--andreasegde (talk) 14:49, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I absolutely love samosas. Most of the time, I eat it with chutney, the absolutely delicious green sauce. Sometimes I have it with this sweet red sauce (I forget the name), but it's not as good as the chutney. As to the "turdy" thing they serve with samosas, I don't know. Anyway, you have a great taste in Indian food. My heritage lies in Kerela (south of India), where people love samosas. They are just delicious. Just wanted to tell you. :) Bye!  Kodster  (Talk) 17:19, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I love scratchings as well. They're delicious in chutney as well. But when they're stale, :(  Kodster  (Talk) 17:25, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I'll make sure West Yorkshire Fire & Rescue are on Red Alert! Alright Sir Joe - ow's it goin La? Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 14:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Not bad my scouse brethrin. Egde, if you want to know anything about fighting, I'd deffo talk to Vera. The man fights FIRES for fuck's sake! Don't you burn your fists all the time? Or do they provide you with some sort of fire-proof protective gauntlet? (sish-kebab)--Crestville (talk) 17:13, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I can't fight fer a bag o' toffee - I was always shite at it. I remember at school (halfway thru' some 'cock of the school' bollocks) thinking, "What the fuck am I doin' this for?" and givin' in.--andreasegde (talk) 17:32, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Yeah, it is Kebab, 'cos I thought of Austrian spelling. They also do a Kebab with turkey in a bun (cheap shite) and not lamb, and a rolled chapati which is called a 'Durum'. It is not pronounced with a rolling R as in Austrian, but exactly like some chap from where we come from - it's very strange throwing in a northern English city in the middle of a request for food. Food is another one, because if you harden the D, it is the same as Austrian slang for a female's postbox (FUT).


 * Do you know they can't advertise 'Pool' outside a pub, 'cos people would think they actually had one, instead of the table game. They write - wait for it - not Billiards, but friggin' BILLARD. They also write DART, which is boring if you only have one of them. :)--andreasegde (talk) 17:26, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Oh, you don't know how grand of a time our pub has with one dart! :)  Kodster  (Talk) 00:30, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * You don't have pubs; yer an Amerikan, yer are. You have "cool places" where you "hang out". It sounds like a bat in a fridge.--andreasegde (talk) 14:14, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * True, in America they are called "bars" (or "taverns). :) I'm moving to England soon. I don't know where, maybe somewhere near Liverpool. (Maybe in Cleckhuddersfax!) I have always been an angliophile (I love England). I love your spelling of American, it's very...non-Amerikan.  Kodster  (Talk) 23:56, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * At least you had a dart! You were lucky! We used to have to use t'pencil and t'sharpened carrot.--Crestville (talk) 11:47, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * You were lucky! We used t'little kid next door, sharpened his index finger with a rusty axe and threw him at t'board...--andreasegde (talk) 12:39, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Knol
That'll get ridda some of the egomaniacs eh? It's spooky I was going to message you. I had a running (friendly) battle with Mark over This "Meta Davies" bizz. He convinced me that it was true, anyway someone's come in on the Lovely Rita talk page questioning both sources, and citing a book, that is allegedly more accurate, (Macca moving the goalposts again???). Will you have a look I'd value your opinion - an if I'm not on duty when you come, we'll have a good auld tear up:) Cheers La, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 23:10, 7 March 2008 (UTC)


 * It's on 30 August 2008, so I'll be darn the smoke a day or so after that.--andreasegde (talk) 17:35, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * You should turn on your 'e-mails allowed' thingy in Preferences, 'cos I don't want to put anything private on here.--andreasegde (talk) 18:05, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * How about stickin me mobile number on that musician's website? Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 20:31, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Too late, I'm coming! Mwahahaha! :) Anyway, sorry, I just ate the last samosa! No more until Wednesday! Don't worry, I'll air-post it. (I was just kidd'n, don't get hopeful!)  Kodster  (Talk) 18:28, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * You have to get used to our way of conversing, but Vera will know that when I say "You tw*t", it is meant as a being jealous, but funny as well, you git. :)) Samosas or salivating, I dont't know the difference... :))--andreasegde (talk) 00:13, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Excuse me, Mr. Egde, in fact I have descried your recherche forms of conversation, and am laudatory towards said conversing manners.



See this for a description of a work demonstrating nonsensical, unnecessary, excessive language.  Kodster  (Talk) 00:36, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I LOVE this line: "As Stephen remininisces and ponders, he lies down among some rocks, watches a couple and a dog, [??] writes some poetry ideas, picks his nose, and urinates behind a rock." What bollocks...--andreasegde (talk) 14:07, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * (Nose up) "Actually, it's a well-written modern allegory of..." I know, it's not worth the paper written on. It was written by some fecker who liked to write books that made no sense. The only reason he wrote this and this shite is because he wanted scholars to tear them apart for years on end. Also, he wanted to be distinguished as the writer of the hardest novel in the English language. Or perhaps he wanted to be the writer of the novel that uses the most amount of different English words. I don't know why he wrote this bollocks in the first place, but it's all "dog turd" to me.  Kodster  (Talk) 23:52, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

CNN
They've got an ad on CNN at the moment that starts exactly like #9 Dream (So, long ago...). It does me head in, 'cos I can't stop singing along.--andreasegde (talk) 17:55, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Another one (CNN): Margaret Thatcher came out of hospital recently, and they wrote "Thatcher Released", which puts a whole new twist on it.. :))--andreasegde (talk) 18:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Dear Sir or Madam
I'm working on Paperback Writer now. Is the cover shown at the top of the article the US version? I'm pretty sure it is, but not positive.  Kodster  (Talk) 20:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


 * You can ALL stop this bollocks about me being that fat woman. :)) Anyway; I don't know if the cover is the Brit/English/UK version; you should ask John Cardinal about that. BTW, nice to see that Kodster has not deserted the ship, and has been lured into working on another GA. Good stuff...--andreasegde (talk) 00:05, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * It's the Capitol US release piccy sleeve - liked the auld piccy sleeves did the Yanks, we jus got a piece of green Parlophone paper! Mind you the idiot wot done the sleeve reversed the neg of George, he's playin left handed! BTW Mr. De Garde, wot E-mail thingy? Is this fecker ont the blink again?? I'll have alook on a decent Computer later, jus don't tell anyone - I'll get the tin tack! Cheers La, Vera, Chuck &amp; Dave (talk) 14:20, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * I believe that Mr. Egde is simply restraining this.  Kodster  (Talk) 00:40, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * This is classic: "It weaves in events that changed his worldview... his sister's death from lung cancer, and his young son's near-fatal car accident. Gore makes comments regarding his loss to George W. Bush in the 2000 United States presidential election." Does this guy need some good luck, or what?--andreasegde (talk) 14:10, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Mr. Gore is my hero. Don't make fun of him! :( gore: Red substance in the inside of a body (synonyms: Gore) (talk) 21:56, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


 * He should have won, but Bush stole it.--andreasegde (talk) 14:56, 10 March 2008 (UTC)