User talk:Andrew Lin

'''Everybody, please stop drinking soda, including diet soda. It is so bad for your health.''' (Edit: stop being so critical about ppl drinking soda you were a soda addict yourself long ago) -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs) Ok I was, but I was only 16 when I stopped drinking soda. You were 23 when you quit ... so Ha Ha. -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

Andrew Lin (b. May 4th, 1987) is a student of Carnegie Mellon University and semi-expert in Food and Nutrition. -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

On May 12th, 2005, he wolfed 252 bananas, 8 coconuts, 4 pineapples, 48 walnuts, 10 pounds of carrots, and 6 pounds of raw peanut butter. As a result, he gained 2.4 pounds, which he considers small compared to the amount of food he consumed. -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

warning - do not do what andrew says, i did not know he had done this yesterday but his face was red and he was sweating perfusely, not a good thing by any means --- agata bugaj — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

You are not at all qualified to make a judgement about my experiment. Firstly, you still believe bananas make you fat even after I proved otherwise. And secondly, you continue to consume non-natural foods (artificial sweeteners). -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

ok u win but what'z the deal with stuffing bananas aren't they expensive -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

Sure bananas cost money, but it's still better than eating fast-food 4 or 5 times a week, like I used to. Besides I have nothing to do with my money anyways. -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

'''Let me clear up this debate on bananas. Naturally, it would appear Asians genetically have a body that is more apt to eating large amounts of carbs on a regular basis. This is because for some hundreds of thousands of years, they have been developing under a high-carbohydrate diet, namely one high in rice and vegetables. This may be why you can eat that many bananas without much of a weight gain. If Agata or I repeat the same experiment, we may not see the same result.''' - Janet Fisher — Preceding unsigned comment added by 128.2.247.45 (talk • contribs)

Thank you very much. Well, whatever the reason, it's good to know my favorite food won't cause any weight gain for me! - Andrew Lin ( — Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.170.0.238 (talk • contribs) ---

Andrew Lin also likes to drink oils. To this date, he has drank 9 different oils: olive, canola, soybean, sesame, coconut, palm, palm kernel, flaxseed, and peanut oils. -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

comment: i only drink olive oil i can't believe u say u like all these oils many of them are tasteless and yucky -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

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Andrew Lin is an expert of Banana Therapy, or the medical use of bananas for treatment of disease. He follows these 12 rules for better health:

- Increase your (good) calorie intake.

- Increase your water intake.

- Increase your sunlight exposure. Avoid using sunscreen.

- Increase your exercise duration and intensity.

- Increase your sleep duration. Turn off all sources of light and sound during bed.

- Eat more tryptophan rich foods, especially bananas.

- Eat more essential fatty acids, which is found in fish oil, flax seeds, pumpkin seeds, and walnuts.

- Eat more Vitamin C and Vitamin B6.

- Consume no refined sugar or refined white flour.

- Consume no hydrogenated oils or trans fat.

- Consume no chemical additives, such as artificial sweeteners or monosodium glutamate.

- Eat 2 or 3 bananas before bed.

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Stop Drinking Soda means to stop drinking carbonated beverages containing either refined sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and/or aspartame, and in some cases sucanat as well. All of these ingredients are known to cause diseases in humans that can be prevented outright by Stop Drinking Soda -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by Andrew Lin (talk • contribs)

Recipe for All-Natural Soda: Add about 100 grams of Sucanat (high in vitamins and minerals) or 0.5 grams of pure Stevia (calorie free) to each 1 liter of seltzer water. Serve cold. -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.170.0.238 (talk • contribs)


 * Stevia. RickK 23:54, May 25, 2005 (UTC)

Bananas
I wolfed down 162 bananas once in a single sitting during a high school bet. Mind you staff and students were careful not to allow any naked flames around me afterwards. The problem however was eating so many bananas caused a blockage in my digestive system. The only thing that could quickly save my life by speeding up the banana digestion was drinking soda. It removed the banana chunks in my digestive tract and literally saved my life. Thank goodness for drinking soda. Megan1967 05:13, 28 May 2005 (UTC)

I'm glad soda saved your f*cking life! 68.170.0.238 08:48, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

-One time my friend JD ate 42 bananas in one sitting and he gained 5 lbs. THen he drank 17 gallons of soda in one day and gaines 2 lbs. I think he is insane. Help. What do I do? -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by CunningLinguist (talk • contribs)
 * Find a new friend? JamesBurns 10:02, 12 July 2005 (UTC)

River Phoenix
You will end up like River, have a Pepsi and a steak you fool! -- — Preceding unsigned comment added by 198.74.20.73 (talk • contribs)

New Sock
User:128.2.247.44. Obvious new sockpuppet. --Kiand 17:04, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)

And another
User:130.49.221.74 University of Pittsburgh static IP. --Kiand 15:24, 7 October 2005 (UTC)