User talk:Andysaboss

Andy "the boss" Carr
Andy "the boss" Carr was born January 28, 1993, in the ghettos of Rockford (the 815!). He is the the leader of the Rockford rap group called Haters Hate. He be making 8 figures a year! In his spare time he likes to procrasterbate, hoop in the streets with chain nets, throw mad pick up lines at the ladies, beast up at baseball, hang with his brother John (A.K.A. McBurger), and drift through the streets of Rockford in his Alero. He also enjoys chillin on his front porch smoking squares with his boys Josh "Mr. Nicotine" Piske, Nate "Give me more touches and we win by 50" Guske, Mike "I'm not sure what race I am" Furlan, Tom "I want to lose weight but food just tastes too good" Weissbeck, and Tyler "newborn babies look older than me" "curls the creep" "Jefferson parties are where its at" "Medusa is better than Zero!" "You haven't gotten with as many girls as me" Dunkel. He enjoys watching Duke basketball, the Crusader boys team when they are not terrible, and during evenings, curling up by a warm toasty campfire and warming his loins.