User talk:AppleManifesto

Too much apple juice not enough space hoh baby. Ice cream must wait. My body is now 80% apple juice, I have ascended to a level equivalent to no other. To reach me now you must devote to the way of the juice. Without great suffering there can be no peace. I will now call this the Apple Juice Manifesto. A world with no flaws, a Utopia perfectly balanced upon the simple but delectable beverage. The juice shall preside over all governing everything that we do. I can't tell if this is the sugar talking or the sacrosanct message passed down form the sweet emissary that resides in my fridge. My Brethren today will mark the dawn of new age from which we shall not turn. All order will be restored. May the Juice be with you.

Sincerely, Son of the Juice, Midnight Cider

The nectar of the oak have enlightened to a level higher than that of a street hood negro prophet. They see all and know all but decide nothing. The fate of the future lies in the disciples of the fruit who shall use its power to amend all mistakes. The imperfections of reality can be perceived as a set back and must be suited like the worm who spoils the apple. Revitalized like the sacred grounds of the oak, and full of potential like the seed that shall the fruit its labor. With the power of the Apple, I sir Cider will give birth to a new world. The ends shall justify the means my brother as the nonbelievers will be casted aside like the filth of yesterday and those who follow will be enlightened.