User talk:Apple Rancher

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Dear Apple Rancher: Please stop vandalizing the Condi Rice page as you did today. Also, Don't go on the Condi Rice Talk page and claim that you fixed the vandalism that you created. -- 70114205215 19:22, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Hotsoup
Your snarky comment aside, the reason the HOTSOUP article was deleted was that it was being used to create notability for the site (it made no assertion of how HOTSOUP met WP:WEB), which is just not kosher. I protected it because the people making the article tried gaming DRV by "voting" a number of times and deleting other people's comments. If you're sure you'd like to align yourself with them, you're more than welcome to, but it will hurt your credibility. - C HAIRBOY (☎) 14:36, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Screw Wikipedia
Vandals, geeks, freaks, partisans, moonbats, wingnuts and lunatics. Goodbye. Apple Rancher 05:23, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
 * kthxbai - C HAIRBOY (☎) 16:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)