User talk:Asentagoo

B. Schluds

This is Gods most glorious creature of all the land. Few have seen this 8th wonder of the world and many never will. First spawned in the depths of the Aztec empire B. Schluds was just an infant with godly powers. He killed armies and conquered the world by age 3. But being mercifull he decided to start the world over and turn into human form to watch over all the lands. He resides in Miller Place now and is in his human form, Brian Schlude. His name is fun to say and fits in every song in the world. Some of his inhuman powers consist of being able to take a ten ton crap, he could snap his fingers and kill anyone he wants and like mentioned before change the world with the wink of his eye. In his human form he is a gentle boy but if you upset him he will twist and break your arm. In his off time from being Gods all-knowing creation B. Schluds like to watch and play sports and is the best video gamer. He decides not to become too good at anything because he doesnt want to attract attention. The antient Aztec ancestors and the government have been after this elegant B. Schluds for meliniums but with his power rate you have a better chance of balancing a truck on your penis while pleasuring 16 donkeys at the same time. All in all B. Schluds will always be a protecter of this Earth as well as the whole universe. MAY SCHLUDS BE WITH YOU!