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Speedy deletion nomination of The Great Space Lizard Hustle


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Durry's
A durry is an aromatic, Australian, tobacco delicacy, enjoyed by top blokes & birds across the country. The noble durry puncher's remarkable brain is commonly elevated by durry abuse to a point of stimulation that sparks intelligent conversation and allows the avid Puncher to have a good old time, wherever they may find them selves. One of the leading proponents in the fight to make people recognise the health benefits of durry's: the No One Buttout Corporation (aka NOB Corp.) have been conducting extensive research on durry punching for a fair while now.

These proven medical benefits of durry's include: - Not being such a sh!t c&^t - Necking the f@*k up and getting your s#!# done - Getting a good Duzz Buzz up and runnin' and keepin' it hummin' - Havin' a bit of a bloody ripsnortin' chinwag about whatever you fancy really. It doesn't matter, because in the end we'll all just be punchin' a cheeky durry out the back with a few good c#@!s.

Obviously NOB Corp's ground breaking research has continually been oppressed and the real truth covered by the Super, Saiyan, Illuminati, Neo-Nazi, Freemason Society, while also being plagued by a crappy internet connection that prevents him from releasing this open source information to the general public so that they can effectively gain the most health benefits and good times out of punching durry's.

Complimentary Cuisine's: Durry's are commonly enjoyed simueltaneously with a mouthful of meat pie, whenever your smoko might be.

Culturally Associated Phrases: - F^&k it, it's got to be smoko somewhere, aye mate?.. - Where the f@#k's me lighter? - Pinch a durry mate? - I might go and punch myself a durry.... out the back.

Speaking of durry's... how are you guys for baccy? Also, I swear i had a f!@#ing lighter just before. For F#!K's sake mate, it's seriously every f*^@ing time...........