User talk:AsherBob

Asher, who I am named after, was born in circa 1998. He was the first monkey to eat a banana through his ear. He loved bananas, he ate them over and over. HE then tried to eat other things like soap, and garbage, and turtles. He ate so much, he once ate a sumo wrestler. He at chickens and he ate cows. He was a vegetarian. He then ate chicken liver. After that he became the president of the United States of Canafricinaland. He ruled with a cotton fist. He forced everyone to bow and worship his poodle. Then he went to an insane asylum where he ate his poodle. He then ate my cousin Sasquatch. Many people say he was a dirty person. But he took a bath each day. They also say he was mean. But he shared chocolate cvered ants whenever someone asked, which wasn't often. He also ate pickles through his nose. What day is today. I have cheese in my eye. Ow it burns. Why is the sun a froot-loop. DIE TOUCAN SAM!!!