User talk:Ashill171

Hillary Sherman
Hillary Sherman was born on September 13, 1988, to Susan and Robert Sherman. She has one male sibling. Hillary enjoys spending her free time frolicking in fields full of fun flowers, singing along to bad covers of the B-52's, and showering...with her clothes on. Her fondest memory was meeting her besty Ashlye Azad at the tender budding age of 19. Her interests include mud wrestling, naked bowling, and heart breaking. Hillary's true passion is underwater basket-weaving, something she hopes to pursue in Subsaharan Africa after she recieves her PhD from Santa Barabra City College. She has 436 freckles on her left leg, her right nostrel is slightly smaller than the other, and she has six toes on her left foot, but shhh...don't tell. She one day dreams of marrying Pee Wee Herman. She strives to follow in the footsteps of her idol, Dennis Rodman. She wants 27 children (all born naturally), and she is a firm believer in polygamy.

Ashlye Azad
Ashlye Nicole Azad was born to the parents of Shelly and Eddie, on June 19th. As a young child, Ashlye excelled in many fields. Some including extreme competitive synchronized swimming, hot dog eating contests, and recieving 1st place in national high dive belly flopping contests. Oh yes, we forgot to mention Sumo Wrestling. She was the double zero extreme light weight champion, and her grand prize was a trip to Ethiopa, where she helped starving children for 2 and a half minutes. (And 3 seconds). Ashlye's dream is to become the first female guitar hero champion. On her free time, she enjoys chatting with the Vietnamese woman at the local orange county nail salons, knitting little tike underwear, and being a mischevious woman. She plans on marrying George Forman, because we all know that Ashlye loves to grill. She does not remember much about her high school days due to being dropped on her head by a water polo player, as she was chasing after him for a piece of licorice. We have high hopes for Ashlye Azad, and hope that one day, she will become a star.