User talk:Asian john

About The Skaficionados Once upon a time there was a Peter. He wanted to start a band despite constant warnings from his brother, Aaron Barret. So he went to town in his magic flip-flops to find band members. In a clubbin' club, Peter found an asian that was having a soda. He said I wish I was in a Ska band with someone named Barret. Peter immediately exclaimed, "Join mine." So off the two friends went to find a guitarist. Walking along the street, they found themselves in a Regional Mexican suburb. There was one Mexican who was playing a guitar (well that's what they thought). They were very impressed and talked to the manager about buying him. They found out his name was mexi1543 but everyone called him"Moe." So off they went with their new friend. They started to walk to the ghetto when they saw a poor Ginger kid playing his saxophone for money. They were going to talk to him, but first they needed to get gas masks so they wouldn't catch Ginger-vitis. The Ginger known as Wooley said, "sure." As they ventured further into the dangerous ghetto they found a little dirty Samoan boy. He was singing love ballads to all the women. They didnt' have enough money to buy this one because of their previous buy. So they got a net and captured this great singer and they were almost complete. They all got together and made a mental list. Singer-check, Tromboner-check, Saxophone-check, Asian-check, guirarist-check, drummer...........DRUMMER! They needed a drummer because no one can have a rockin' band without a kickin' drummer! So searching and questing they went, happy as can be. Finally they found an ad for a drummer/drama kid. So thaey went to the Hale Centre Theatre where this famous actor/drummer was acting. He was playing Juliet in the famous play Romeo & Juliet. They were having second thoughts on him but they were getting desperate. So they took him away and had a cool band. There was still the prospect of a name. Then one day John sneezed. Peter then had an idea. He said," Your sneeze sounded like Skaficionados! That will be our name!" So off they went, loving cousins (not really) and killing oppresive rulers. Some say these people will not go far, but I think they will rule the world. This great band, The Skaficionados! And just when you thought the band was done...Skippy!: Wielder of the Lightning Glasses!!!!! !!! !! !

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P.S Peace out. Sincerly Charles Dickens